So – book duly ordered from Amazon last week. Package was due to arrive next day by 8pm, said the email and the tracking info.
Excellent!
It didn’t arrive when they said it would, I
don’t know why. But never mind, a little
message explained there’d been a problem and it should come later this week
instead.
But then when it did, there was
no-one in, so the postman had to take it back to the sorting office. A bit of a pain in the arse picking it up as I couldn't get up there straight away, but eventually Mr SDS managed to fit it in to another journey he was making and here it is at last.
...Two tubes of Bulgarian irritative dermatitis ointment, well of course!
Just one more reason why I don’t trust Amazon to take over
the world.
Sounds like a short story in itself... :)
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the plug, by the way. Here's another (shameless) plug: the direct purchase link for any of your readers that may be interested is bit.ly/petrifiedbk
DeleteThanks for including that link (sorry I should have done so myself). I'm being sent a 'replacement' in next few days appareantly, so very much looking forward to the real thing and not a Bulgarian skin treatment!
DeleteGosh C - This is very exciting. I've just been over to Martin's place and order a Kindle version via the link (just in case I got some Bulgarian ointment instead). You couldn't make it up!
ReplyDeleteIt's an excellent thing to have done isn't it - I'm full of admiration. Glad you could order a Kindle version; my replacement order arrived today and no weird ointments this time! Looking forward to getting stuck in.
DeleteThis is so cool. The book, not the ointment. We sure have a lot of talent in these parts.
ReplyDeleteIt is so cool, isn't it? Feel proud to 'know' such talented folk. Book has now arrived safely too and I'm really enjoying the read.
DeleteBut did you get to keep the ointment? ;)
DeleteFor sale: two tubes of Bulgarian dermatitis ointment... any takers? Please note you may receive 3 bottles of Vietnamese dandruff shampoo instead.
Delete(Book is excellent btw!)
No takers!
DeleteGlad to hear you're liking it - hope you'll leave a review on Amazon, reviews always help.
Absolutely :-)
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