Saturday 18 January 2020

Alien invasion

Aargh, I’m feeling very sorry for myself.  I’m on antibiotics and painkillers, thanks to a nasty infection inside one of my cheeks (apparently the culprit is likely a cracked tooth).  The right side of my face now resembles a cross between a Cabbage Patch doll and a chipmunk.... all swollen as if I’m storing nuts in it for the Winter, skin shiny and stretched like an overblown balloon - it’s not a good look.



And it hurts and I’m tired and and antiobiotics bring you down, don’t they?  So what do you do when you feel like shit?  You find yourself irresistibly drawn to tacky 1960s so-bad-they're-good sci-fi films ...

Thank goodness for ‘The Terrornauts’ being aired on the charming ‘Talking Pictures TV' channel earlier today.  I’ve caught quite a few gems (I almost typed ‘germs’ then, how apt) on this station, I get hooked in quite easily by anything from the ‘30s and ‘40s for instance, often with wooden acting and those strange clipped British accents that no longer exist.  And the outdated language – those frightful scoundrels!   I’m mesmerised by the décor in the houses (they can make me feel quite funny, as if I’ve been there in a previous life).  Ancient city sequences do it too – the sit-up-and-beg cars trundling down half-empty streets and thin people in hats and coats looking in Georgian-glazed shop windows, or those heady bucolic scenes where the birdsong is overpowering and you can almost smell the blossom, even in black-and-white.  Frequently the stories in these films come second, I just like immersing myself in their atmosphere.

1960s films are natural favourites too;  style and fashion and subject matters often more resonant, some evoking my own ‘60s early childhood – and movies featuring bands or groovy soundtracks are of special interest of course.   But there’s nothing quite like the ambitious yet amateurish props and op-art sets of 1960s sci-fi to soothe a sore face.


For sheer silliness ‘The Terrornauts’ (1967) had it all.  I curled up on the sofa this morning and welcomed its ridiculousness.  The main hero, Joe, played by Simon Oates, was immediately recognisable from his role in popular TV series ‘Doomwatch’ and stayed quite serious to the last even though he had to deliver a classic f’nar f’nar moment  about a strange alien device, “It’s a kind of vibrator, can’t you feel it?”  

His sidekicks were a somewhat mixed bunch including Charles Hawtrey , immediately bringing to mind the Carry On films, and Patricia Hayes, whose comically prosaic lines delivered in characteristic Cockney accent didn’t disappoint.    I love the way some people  can be abducted and transported through outer space in the middle of the night and yet they never panic...   

As hoped, and expected, there were plenty of kitchen implements too disguised as spacecraft, swimming cap headwear with wires attached (that our heroes plugged into funnels on top of boxes through which ‘knowledge’ could be transferred to their brains), a feathery sort of monster with tentacles, one crab claw and a juddering (cardboard?) eye on its side worthy of any small child’s drawing, and some nasty alien ‘savages’ with green skin wielding spears, whose thirst for (female, of course) sacrifice put actress Zena Marshall’s life in danger...  sort of.


Here's a brilliant trailer:


Just the tonic I need, especially as I'm looking and feeling like I've been invaded by aliens myself right now.  Pass the penicillin...!

10 comments:

  1. Hope the Terrornauts leave you alone soon, C. Feel better.

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    1. Thanks Rol, I think they're on the way out now thanks to the Warriors of Amoxicillin!

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  2. Get well soon C
    Mrs CC is a big fan of Talking Pictures
    She preferred it when the world was in black and white!

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    1. Thanks CC, yes more gerbil and less chipmunk now...
      Great that Mrs CC likes Talking Pictures too, some real gems on there, lots of '70s brown and orange too!

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  3. Just spotted this post C - hope you're feeling better by now! That trailer is a hoot. In the film, did Charles Hawtrey do anything other than stand in the background looking confused?

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    1. Thanks TS, yes feeling much better now. You pretty much summed up Charles Hawtrey's role, oh and he fainted too...

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  4. Hello, C. Hope you are feeling better by now.

    Love that trailer. Hard to conceive of Charles Hawtrey in anything other than a comedic role. From the looks of this, his role was to stand in the background, looking bookish and/or bemused.

    Be well :)

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    1. Hello Martin and thanks, yes more human, less hamster and a lot less pain now, the antibiotics have kicked in nicely.

      Great trailer, isn't it? Charles' role is pretty comedic even in this. The whole film looks like a send-up to jaded 21st Century eyes but I think that he and Patricia Hayes were brought in to add a little humour even then.


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  5. No cheeky jokes here, C. Hope you are on the mend. The Terrornauts is a great way to while away a miserable morning. Even the trailer is edited poorly. Love it.

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    1. Thanks Brian - yes, much better now, unlike the film/trailer which is forever stuck in all its unbelievably tacky glory!

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