Natural blonde

Puzzled woman to husband as they drive along the motorway, and she notices the big illuminated 'Q' sign ahead of them: "Errr... that's weird... what could that stand for?"

Woman to friend as she opens a pack of wax strips and looks at the sticky coating: "Hmm...what is this stuff ?"

The same woman also responded with complete bewilderment at first when an acquaintance asked her, "How's your week been?".  She had no idea what a weak bean was, nor why she was being asked about one.

This is my hair:

I hope it explains the above.