tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60753932685132518792024-03-18T22:38:51.705+00:00Sun Dried SparrowsIt's all over the placeChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comBlogger624125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-71274948583952884222024-02-25T09:07:00.005+00:002024-02-25T10:26:26.863+00:007 Teen seconds<p>I found myself feeling all unexpectedly soppy and fondly reminiscent about something on telly the other day. I was watching one of those repeats of old <i>Top of the Pops</i> episodes being aired by BBC Four, this particular one being from 7th February 1980. The line-up encapsulated the period perfectly - an eclectic mixture including The Selecter and The Specials alongside Queen and Cliff Richard, *AC/DC, The Chords and The Tourists. What a delightful pot-pourri of pop, with a couple of exposed hairy chests, some pork pie hats and a peculiar horsetail (?) head-dress thrown in for good measure (I leave you to work out who wore what), but the act that really did it for me - and I was surprised at the effect they had all these years later - was The Regents, performing '<i>7 Teen'.</i></p><p>Ah... what a time. It was the year I was going to turn 7teen too, so there was that connection, and I really did like the song - just not <i>quite</i> enough to buy it. But the thing that really got me on seeing it now was the reminder that it was a time when you could be the lead vocalist in a band and go on-stage on a TV show wearing a non-descript red sweatshirt type top and tape a couple of home-made 'pad' things onto your shoulders. Like epaulettes. But stuck on with white gaffer tape. And your two backing vocalists were fresh-looking and un-self conscious, having the time of their lives, ramping up the silliness with their unpretentious charm, as if they were just playing around in front of a bedroom mirror. I could imagine going to college with them - I love the thought that we could've been mates and found myself envisioning them rehearsing in the lunch-hour; the naive, swaying back-and-forth, side-to-side dancing that we all did - getting the giggles. Oh! I want to be in The Regents!</p><p>You also have to love a song which includes the words "she's a beautiful mutation" (so new wave!) and if they could only have got away with it I wish they could have performed it with its original mention of "a permanent erection". That was how it was first released in 1979 but (of course) an alternative censored version needed to be issued to ensure its radio play (and subsequent hit status) so we lost the erection to a permanent reaction... All good, though. </p><p>Anyway, I do like it when you've forgotten or pretty much dismissed something from the past and then it sneaks up and surprises you in the sweetest of ways. When it takes you back and makes you smile and reminisce affectionately, even though it also reminds you that that particular time is never to return. And when it makes you just want to watch it and hear it again...</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WJQ0gjtFzbs" width="320" youtube-src-id="WJQ0gjtFzbs"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;">The Regents: 7 Teen</div><p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>*</i>Special mention must also go to a particular line in AC/DC's 'Touch Too Much' which was shown in this episode:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">"She had the face of an angel, smiling with sin, the body of Venus with arms" </span><i><span style="font-size: x-small;">With arms.</span></i></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-43482201603374430802024-01-22T10:18:00.001+00:002024-01-22T10:18:30.234+00:00In and out and in and out<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaMhBsZj5hWqIzkhOtRwaBoP7jTas08-Mi7uVFhurTDGeL0vCAf-uKYXCm9utaxIu5-pS2h4Q6IGes1xM-eL5AwC_Sj97XzXj1PBQVHyLpU4qk7k2Rt1eITGRizAxjfAo0XuKjwk-oRhjNf61X7_hcQc79lBi5GJApdBL2CfiFcyaSJm-hs-p3bwO1wwHO/s1018/concertinaplayer.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1018" data-original-width="800" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaMhBsZj5hWqIzkhOtRwaBoP7jTas08-Mi7uVFhurTDGeL0vCAf-uKYXCm9utaxIu5-pS2h4Q6IGes1xM-eL5AwC_Sj97XzXj1PBQVHyLpU4qk7k2Rt1eITGRizAxjfAo0XuKjwk-oRhjNf61X7_hcQc79lBi5GJApdBL2CfiFcyaSJm-hs-p3bwO1wwHO/w314-h400/concertinaplayer.jpg" width="314" /></a></div><p>She's here! With a pretty, pearly red complexion she's only a cheap model but I'm finding my way around her buttons and the slinky way she moves. All I have to do is to unpop her leather straps and with my fingers in all the right places, give her a good squeeze and, ooh, she makes the sweetest (and loudest!) sounds... </p><p>Oh, I know, everything about a squeezebox screams innuendo and that's just fine by me. I love her! I love my little concertina. I itch to play, make music and embrace her bellows; oops, there we go again. But don't you think there is something very sexy about the whole accordion family (in the right hands)? </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfnVg_vKJlQL4TFXINJNa-qZdf4AXZe9pX5zl_-iSzvJ6t_gUWqoZRag_z8KH9lvNcARuIiGMAzHIpKLh7V2LKYASXzwMi_vgoeLQApSILSJtYNbQoPCap39q1XbbuaD6ENFcB2XSkmQD8x9r_W7PgTNe3CZ7v__hT12FJ5Wd4MP6E88RfxJECNGWSlbwO/s1260/concertina.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1260" data-original-width="1092" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfnVg_vKJlQL4TFXINJNa-qZdf4AXZe9pX5zl_-iSzvJ6t_gUWqoZRag_z8KH9lvNcARuIiGMAzHIpKLh7V2LKYASXzwMi_vgoeLQApSILSJtYNbQoPCap39q1XbbuaD6ENFcB2XSkmQD8x9r_W7PgTNe3CZ7v__hT12FJ5Wd4MP6E88RfxJECNGWSlbwO/w346-h400/concertina.jpg" width="346" /></a></div><p>The rewarding thing about this new hobby is that it's not hard to make some half-decent noises (dependent on your point of view...) in spite of lack of experience. Single notes, scales, simple chords too - even on their own those chords can sound delicious. It's firing up parts of my brain which haven't been in use since primary school when learning to play the theme tune from '<i>The Wombles</i>' on the recorder with its chewed mouthpiece, the taste of wet wood on my tongue, trying not to dribble. I think the concertina is actually much more pleasurable to dabble on, even though it's a big challenge to my grey matter in <i>trying </i>to remember (on this one anyway, the Anglo concertina) that you get different notes on moving in and out. But I definitely want - need! - the mental exercise, and an instrument you can play without smudging your lipstick or getting splinters in your tongue is definitely a bonus too.</p><p>Evidence suggests that it can improve cognitive strength, memory, motor skills and co-ordination, reduce stress, etc., plus I was reading <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/jan/04/the-experts-artists-on-20-easy-mind-expanding-ways-to-be-much-more-creative">an article</a> the other week which mentioned how it can help creativity.</p><blockquote style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; padding: 0px;"><p style="text-align: left;"><i>"There is something about enabling yourself to try things and not have expectations about what you will produce," </i>said 2019 Turner Prize winner Helen Cammock, who is now having trumpet lessons. Anne Ryan, an Irish artist who works in paint, ceramics and sculpture, took up tap dancng for similar reasons and said, <i>"I'm crap at it but I come out glowing and feeling like I have spread a little bit of love</i>..."</p></blockquote><p>I know I'm crap at this too, but the glowing feeling is happening. After a couple of ten-minute sessions a day with the bedroom door shut (is there no end to this double entendre?) I feel motivated and de-stressed. Unfortunately, especially given this modest instrument's quite shocking volume, I doubt the neighbours feel the same (more like <i>di</i>stressed) but give it time (sorry, neighbours). If I can keep it up I'd like to be able to play along to something different, oh I don't know what - Bowie, Clash, Small Faces....obscure '60s psych perhaps?! Just what the world needs, some bad concertina covers... </p><p>But I'm enjoying it. And if anyone here knows how to play a 20-button Anglo concertina and can share some tips, they'd be most welcome; I'm sure the neighbours would agree.</p><p style="text-align: center;">At <a href="https://newamusements.blogspot.com/">Martin</a>'s suggestion<a href="https://sundriedsparrows.blogspot.com/2023/10/playing-to-learn.html"> last time</a>:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yRkd90nTqZ0" width="320" youtube-src-id="yRkd90nTqZ0"></iframe></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="text-align: left;">The Who: Squeeze Box</i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="text-align: left;">(Top photo shows 1920s actress Winifred Westover)</i></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-35249437854383092882024-01-07T10:20:00.003+00:002024-01-07T10:22:07.849+00:00In stitches, part two<p>Well, it's been a very long time coming but on this dull January day the moment is right for me to bestow upon you some more fine fashion tips from the pile of <a href="https://sundriedsparrows.blogspot.com/2020/08/in-stitches.html">old knitting magazines</a> which had me oohing and ahhing for all the wrong reasons a few years ago.</p><p>If your life is a little short of levity at the moment, I can honestly recommend a quick browse through the pages of some 1960s editions of '<i>Pins and Needles'</i> for some mindless therapy. </p><p>Of course exercise is also good therapy - one hour of high intensity knitting in an unheated room burns up 174 and a half calories (... don't check that...) - but it turns out there's an easier way to shed a few post-Christmas pounds (and heat the room at the same time with the flush from your cheeks): try holding embarrassingly awkward poses for a family photoshoot wearing only your newly created woolly sports undies...</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Uv0P-sm2sZs/X9pJZr8QsUI/AAAAAAAAEuo/r01bWjoitpgRKoelIPeWSWkeAPYEJdxFgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1547/pan_sep65_2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1547" data-original-width="1115" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Uv0P-sm2sZs/X9pJZr8QsUI/AAAAAAAAEuo/r01bWjoitpgRKoelIPeWSWkeAPYEJdxFgCLcBGAsYHQ/w462-h640/pan_sep65_2.jpg" width="462" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>You can read whatever you like into this one... (and click to enlarge). Promises, promises.</div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YPTcdmLsbXI/X9pJZSwzpEI/AAAAAAAAEug/Vz9lCTyKVS83FIE0YMVBV0vMhDD2IOsJQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2104/pan_oct68.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2104" data-original-width="588" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YPTcdmLsbXI/X9pJZSwzpEI/AAAAAAAAEug/Vz9lCTyKVS83FIE0YMVBV0vMhDD2IOsJQCLcBGAsYHQ/w179-h640/pan_oct68.jpg" width="179" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>And if only life were this simple... hmm... </div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ub5IXLoLN84/X9pJY92265I/AAAAAAAAEuY/XxE1tJMADZEO_i6VM7NKsO6x0NzFEHuMwCLcBGAsYHQ/s985/pan_oct64_2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="985" data-original-width="801" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ub5IXLoLN84/X9pJY92265I/AAAAAAAAEuY/XxE1tJMADZEO_i6VM7NKsO6x0NzFEHuMwCLcBGAsYHQ/w325-h400/pan_oct64_2.jpg" width="325" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">"Start something exciting?" Only as long as you also know how to cast off, as he's looking a bit shifty to me.</div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ro63dGsen0k/YRFJppTmrkI/AAAAAAAAEzY/eePBLcqpdjsmg2rvSwYb4bEZRffGlZtQgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1660/pan_oct64.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1660" data-original-width="805" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ro63dGsen0k/YRFJppTmrkI/AAAAAAAAEzY/eePBLcqpdjsmg2rvSwYb4bEZRffGlZtQgCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/pan_oct64.jpg" width="155" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">There's nothing remotely patronising in the tone of these ads, oh no</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kiOoR7gUquM/YRFLKnU6vGI/AAAAAAAAEz0/Q7lTlsCTl9cjNZJHc8WUF6OKCGmOKt5VQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1290/pan-sp65.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1290" data-original-width="778" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kiOoR7gUquM/YRFLKnU6vGI/AAAAAAAAEz0/Q7lTlsCTl9cjNZJHc8WUF6OKCGmOKt5VQCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/pan-sp65.jpg" width="193" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bwKJrLdZ-DQ/YRFKDMT5_dI/AAAAAAAAEzo/Cyy6YRdPDf4yFv5dwMnLs8di7A2Lk_QgwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1512/pan_apr64.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1002" data-original-width="1512" height="335" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bwKJrLdZ-DQ/YRFKDMT5_dI/AAAAAAAAEzo/Cyy6YRdPDf4yFv5dwMnLs8di7A2Lk_QgwCLcBGAsYHQ/w507-h335/pan_apr64.jpg" width="507" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>But I fear that after a lifetime of knitting for my husband I could end up looking like this...<br /><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zOpCT0iFuIk/X9pJYn23XeI/AAAAAAAAEuQ/fePnRCRnrocqwRjepkAiN_atbiBlkhYSwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1026/pan_nov65.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1026" data-original-width="663" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zOpCT0iFuIk/X9pJYn23XeI/AAAAAAAAEuQ/fePnRCRnrocqwRjepkAiN_atbiBlkhYSwCLcBGAsYHQ/w414-h640/pan_nov65.jpg" width="414" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>...much to the horror of everyone else, including Tom Jones (as if giant daffodils weren't scary enough)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VV7a0CUH8Q0/X9pJYadAslI/AAAAAAAAEuM/kAXhwhrFd8wh3W2AjhkNqjUNOcEqVrC1ACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/pan_may65.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1642" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VV7a0CUH8Q0/X9pJYadAslI/AAAAAAAAEuM/kAXhwhrFd8wh3W2AjhkNqjUNOcEqVrC1ACLcBGAsYHQ/w321-h400/pan_may65.jpg" width="321" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>But the knitting isn't limited to golf jackets and nightmare dolls - why not crochet a bowl? Or, to put it more aptly, why crochet a bowl?<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a6aYwTfa1VA/X9pJXb-9izI/AAAAAAAAEt8/RtffFtfJjQUDpvi71G1wSzFUdsMWm2d6ACLcBGAsYHQ/s1036/pan_june65.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1036" data-original-width="930" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a6aYwTfa1VA/X9pJXb-9izI/AAAAAAAAEt8/RtffFtfJjQUDpvi71G1wSzFUdsMWm2d6ACLcBGAsYHQ/w359-h400/pan_june65.jpg" width="359" /></a></div><div><br /></div>Ditto the above...</div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zGQjen4GC9Q/X9pJXl7WmjI/AAAAAAAAEuA/VwtSrzzWmrQ5-X-upjTrGcZMcDlPOCI1QCLcBGAsYHQ/s1538/pan_jan66.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1127" data-original-width="1538" height="293" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zGQjen4GC9Q/X9pJXl7WmjI/AAAAAAAAEuA/VwtSrzzWmrQ5-X-upjTrGcZMcDlPOCI1QCLcBGAsYHQ/w400-h293/pan_jan66.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Happy New Year!</div></div>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-61108425142906062402023-12-24T10:24:00.002+00:002023-12-24T10:29:22.484+00:00'Tis the season to be arty<p>Well, it wouldn't be Christmas around these parts without posting some slightly less than conventional Yuletide pictures!</p><p>Hoping to improve my concentration levels next year and be a bit more present on the blogs, I've been very neglectful.... In the meantime, here's wishing you a happy, peaceful festive time and thank you for everything.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgukMBoeZxZh7PcQW2EmtErufACHuD8bnHYeMJLAcr7G20iBaRV5ZuF8Z9QUMhfdlC34hYZGiMqFfdvifWWisKWHAmL59IXcBiyqUtz3kjd_GY8obi7F8L2Yo0MOYocAVHYCCVS_ts6xDoQPiBmHVQxsk482nRS9t_Cj3d8BdJdjF412Y6_IQC6gtyxSVZV/s853/xmas_erte1920s.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="853" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgukMBoeZxZh7PcQW2EmtErufACHuD8bnHYeMJLAcr7G20iBaRV5ZuF8Z9QUMhfdlC34hYZGiMqFfdvifWWisKWHAmL59IXcBiyqUtz3kjd_GY8obi7F8L2Yo0MOYocAVHYCCVS_ts6xDoQPiBmHVQxsk482nRS9t_Cj3d8BdJdjF412Y6_IQC6gtyxSVZV/w480-h640/xmas_erte1920s.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Artist and designer Erté, 1920s</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx9XYPitqauRKj5UDuovTjmHr0Z-Tu8W7HZC1Lo-TPhzJDlrFEIpZBzR5sig8SUrJP8dt0_EeMqnbtPgOIOdiRAkA0eqDqKwedr1Eau_tZoMop7aPHSkvwe1PNJ2ToL-B25sbh-fpe0LkL-5GDwFTfbPxWmmFl2VkPZB7tGPY00sHXKFtTJp1TjeZPwDBa/s661/xmas_gruau.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="661" data-original-width="653" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx9XYPitqauRKj5UDuovTjmHr0Z-Tu8W7HZC1Lo-TPhzJDlrFEIpZBzR5sig8SUrJP8dt0_EeMqnbtPgOIOdiRAkA0eqDqKwedr1Eau_tZoMop7aPHSkvwe1PNJ2ToL-B25sbh-fpe0LkL-5GDwFTfbPxWmmFl2VkPZB7tGPY00sHXKFtTJp1TjeZPwDBa/w395-h400/xmas_gruau.jpg" width="395" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Fashion illustrator Rene Gruau, 1950s/60s</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeLO2zqpbj2QHwUGzl7ZZo8NxTzR8uYEAv0IuVcbnqttywVattkwE0BEcqkhe2sibnDO6QWKcFp9mgZUNO202tL9NZPNsJZk5BzEIhYL47fk0zusimRANKN2q0SiOeQ-_E46mC6jI5zKoivaXG5CdgpY5kclUJfhLtm-sK2SrGRBnxzd-LJE_dGP8jutUZ/s613/xmas_chagall1930.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="613" data-original-width="500" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeLO2zqpbj2QHwUGzl7ZZo8NxTzR8uYEAv0IuVcbnqttywVattkwE0BEcqkhe2sibnDO6QWKcFp9mgZUNO202tL9NZPNsJZk5BzEIhYL47fk0zusimRANKN2q0SiOeQ-_E46mC6jI5zKoivaXG5CdgpY5kclUJfhLtm-sK2SrGRBnxzd-LJE_dGP8jutUZ/w522-h640/xmas_chagall1930.jpg" width="522" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Marc Chagall, 1930</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxpb4stnDZFrRwEYpihpNWi_Suqk71Agha0LZpR_sGwDkVC7MhfVuTkVNUOveLdikV0Pfo5UVRneZqh9eALnBtMHDwBxCceBD5GraHbxPYp174sDOe2g-3Fit9IHX2h25r78qF6Q2QT73j2UMa9L3QjdW1JYhOs09NrZM1zMvWkMO-jXdDcWvW_oLBo-kn/s500/xmas_warhol1950s.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="400" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxpb4stnDZFrRwEYpihpNWi_Suqk71Agha0LZpR_sGwDkVC7MhfVuTkVNUOveLdikV0Pfo5UVRneZqh9eALnBtMHDwBxCceBD5GraHbxPYp174sDOe2g-3Fit9IHX2h25r78qF6Q2QT73j2UMa9L3QjdW1JYhOs09NrZM1zMvWkMO-jXdDcWvW_oLBo-kn/w512-h640/xmas_warhol1950s.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Andy Warhol</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihvYEZP7nHVRJMp14YPYpZqKUwuza7OlilwGrdEzrK68V9A3cHCR-ZtOibYPk7sbt1qoM71NAb2airE8-bmR6Yg7g1ZXSDK01PXuDU-f-YqLZMeHCbi2f3oRu7K_JdBw5xII1UsUOdF-53qlzpRinALUq7lY5tBQr5AoYZIohkq7MufjakCsYTWY6Xsubf/s2048/xmas_hopper.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1514" data-original-width="2048" height="296" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihvYEZP7nHVRJMp14YPYpZqKUwuza7OlilwGrdEzrK68V9A3cHCR-ZtOibYPk7sbt1qoM71NAb2airE8-bmR6Yg7g1ZXSDK01PXuDU-f-YqLZMeHCbi2f3oRu7K_JdBw5xII1UsUOdF-53qlzpRinALUq7lY5tBQr5AoYZIohkq7MufjakCsYTWY6Xsubf/w400-h296/xmas_hopper.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Edward Hopper, 1928</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2UOIQnpvtUZ1sV3a8fJZVqENgv8xjVDGa9LcqzOg6BJXYzjgGD5r35rWZ3qs2UarOjEd6wEhVLACemBI90RdkYlnPRoJPYkJssHcsI4XW6Sb4Fz9Qkt7kDwq7WQfCsUSsBaZrf7m3l3NAgp1Ti8SJHG1-CQm4HkjjsWDSa3W5qXh06pScrq2sWUuwBUtK/s488/xmas_picasso2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="488" data-original-width="390" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2UOIQnpvtUZ1sV3a8fJZVqENgv8xjVDGa9LcqzOg6BJXYzjgGD5r35rWZ3qs2UarOjEd6wEhVLACemBI90RdkYlnPRoJPYkJssHcsI4XW6Sb4Fz9Qkt7kDwq7WQfCsUSsBaZrf7m3l3NAgp1Ti8SJHG1-CQm4HkjjsWDSa3W5qXh06pScrq2sWUuwBUtK/w512-h640/xmas_picasso2.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Picasso, 1959</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiooOO600u3QruiSgl2F2ba25EIt6SO2oF-gYVJvDXxEtkVYFBWdOgEOQtdJbNKk_x4ycXaq8bi6Sv2dHuuOR3B1QBfhMoojZaJXZUZjJOLcA4w2JhBWfyo0E1iSOw8QZl-eFFELnhEcqXirGtuIgHa-XD9nfDe-rTpQe5BAkelThhrDghDk8TUiI4EpAYd/s640/xmas_picasso.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="456" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiooOO600u3QruiSgl2F2ba25EIt6SO2oF-gYVJvDXxEtkVYFBWdOgEOQtdJbNKk_x4ycXaq8bi6Sv2dHuuOR3B1QBfhMoojZaJXZUZjJOLcA4w2JhBWfyo0E1iSOw8QZl-eFFELnhEcqXirGtuIgHa-XD9nfDe-rTpQe5BAkelThhrDghDk8TUiI4EpAYd/w456-h640/xmas_picasso.jpg" width="456" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Picasso</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin9wxO923UDj96UJblEnb2Kdd0e1VFIXOO3A4xHRwK-FFPNhGcsTkRRQMLWVRtZq7q81c-eOkWmCk7gkKedfS4zv5y7YT8pJ5wYCao-XxHyj5UFyDgBAHTipN9-EiV6-GTHiqleADAqenXse6szUm8aPGIpu-wEJsH931qTMGm5FSl5DPyD6fppancfudq/s400/xmas_wildsmith.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="400" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin9wxO923UDj96UJblEnb2Kdd0e1VFIXOO3A4xHRwK-FFPNhGcsTkRRQMLWVRtZq7q81c-eOkWmCk7gkKedfS4zv5y7YT8pJ5wYCao-XxHyj5UFyDgBAHTipN9-EiV6-GTHiqleADAqenXse6szUm8aPGIpu-wEJsH931qTMGm5FSl5DPyD6fppancfudq/w400-h400/xmas_wildsmith.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Brian Wildsmith</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWE8UfWewLJnJy6T61FJnoq1kirTAiq7jf2cuun0vAucy0R5pZg68r8eoybHTJlSG5KoQohDR_p6QTdd4HQbmrsf4K2CO7s9HUbh-aKGf8H0QwwstOXVFZ4nKhpUMK8jMfCuzL-6GlvwsKsi1cXKxptATm1tLFM8qrxmlaAdjniZZQoSMnZMfyLaMVTJpx/s748/xmas_dali1968.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="748" data-original-width="493" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWE8UfWewLJnJy6T61FJnoq1kirTAiq7jf2cuun0vAucy0R5pZg68r8eoybHTJlSG5KoQohDR_p6QTdd4HQbmrsf4K2CO7s9HUbh-aKGf8H0QwwstOXVFZ4nKhpUMK8jMfCuzL-6GlvwsKsi1cXKxptATm1tLFM8qrxmlaAdjniZZQoSMnZMfyLaMVTJpx/w422-h640/xmas_dali1968.jpg" width="422" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Salvador Dali, 1968</div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZic76etqU8mvFMgmVpz2KXzDpUlYj0GiyDyf659RrEDV7TYQeCL6SZ_rNOtPLKyarlnlhSQQ25wD9kryxAP2TRFrqdxkf-uDEdGF47yvAgEf7BGa6ATp_8BD8y3ioVpgqB2xF4tCAoc8zzeTgtvLIJPZZaual5XdCA9QmNmWo6S3Sozh0xrSE8xNIk3yK/s800/xmas_dali2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="553" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZic76etqU8mvFMgmVpz2KXzDpUlYj0GiyDyf659RrEDV7TYQeCL6SZ_rNOtPLKyarlnlhSQQ25wD9kryxAP2TRFrqdxkf-uDEdGF47yvAgEf7BGa6ATp_8BD8y3ioVpgqB2xF4tCAoc8zzeTgtvLIJPZZaual5XdCA9QmNmWo6S3Sozh0xrSE8xNIk3yK/w442-h640/xmas_dali2.jpg" width="442" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Salvador Dali</div><br /><p style="text-align: center;">x</p><p><br /></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-68607699407685386622023-11-03T09:04:00.001+00:002023-11-03T09:20:39.394+00:00Snapshots of an English town<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGoHn20bPsB-i5mmXU4WCof9_nDdjxfgQtHHfRIwIkv_8AKP_EJ5twjyHgXLQLIQWkmAUWBifnDxoU3F8K9gHWoq5ufSSNym_R7RjV946f5o6uwYWBCBcJVU0WIsvoza14RJ4xA3XTAtuauI0qgzwopQ96Pg7skEQyVJjvJA1QefTW0sh76FIjvi3OegRy/s586/apow.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="586" data-original-width="438" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGoHn20bPsB-i5mmXU4WCof9_nDdjxfgQtHHfRIwIkv_8AKP_EJ5twjyHgXLQLIQWkmAUWBifnDxoU3F8K9gHWoq5ufSSNym_R7RjV946f5o6uwYWBCBcJVU0WIsvoza14RJ4xA3XTAtuauI0qgzwopQ96Pg7skEQyVJjvJA1QefTW0sh76FIjvi3OegRy/w299-h400/apow.jpg" width="299" /></a></div><p>Two more stops and I would've landed in Wivenhoe. I didn't - I got off the train from London on Tuesday night at the usual junction and took the connecting one back to Suffolk, but I was sorely tempted to carry on to that small estuary town just South East of Colchester in the hope of bumping into someone whose music, words and philosophies have very much made me smile in recent days. The brief fantasy flitted through my mind as the onboard announcement listed the stations yet to come - oh, if I could only disembark in Wivenhoe and magically spot him in the street, I would tell Martin Newell exactly how much I had just enjoyed reading his book,<i> 'A Prospect of Wivenhoe, Snapshots of An English Town'</i>.</p><p>There's such a lot one can say about Martin Newell, he's been around the music scene for decades and I first came across him in the late '70s when he strutted his stuff with his band Gypp at my local gigging haunt, an intimate music venue/arts centre at the far end of my town. I saw so many bands then - sometimes three or four a week (including school nights). Only a few stood out that well or went on to greater things, but the memory of him as a compelling, and frankly rather scary (to me anyway) in a glam-rock-yet-Dickensian-way frontman - endures. The next time I was aware of him was much later in the highly recommended book <i>'Lost In Music' </i>by Giles Smith, who was at one time a member of Martin's band The Cleaners From Venus. And then....well, for the most part I didn't think too much about him, nor hear much more of his music, until being pleasantly reminded by an excellent now-retired music blogger from Seattle... Here I must divert you to <a href="https://lineartrackinglives.blogspot.com/search?q=martin+newell">Brian's brilliant blog</a> should you want info, insight and some fine songs, as his knowledge of Martin Newell's output over the years far exceeds mine.</p><p>As for this post, I simply want to express my appreciation of one of Martin's literary works which I decided to buy after his name came up again in conversation with a lovely friend. It's the book mentioned earlier which I've now just finished reading - described on the back cover in his own words as being: </p><p><i>"...a work of the greatest affection. It is about Wivenhoe. It is about East Anglia. It is about England."</i></p><p>Being English and having lived in East Anglia since the age of three, there's much that resonates, but I think too there's an awful lot that would still be meaningful and interesting wherever and whoever you are, not least because Martin has such an engaging way of story-telling and skilfully sketching out the characters from the real-world tales in which they starred. Like all the most charming memoirs, it's a perfect blend of relatable, ordinary(ish) daily life with the eccentric, the bizarre and the left-field, beautifully seasoned with humour, politics and a poetic turn of phrase. As I devoured the book in bed every night last week I could so easily imagine the characterful houses and pubs, the ageing professor with his big garden, the bus ride to Brightlingsea, the picketing miners who lodged in the cellar, the May Fair with its raucous bands, cider punks and its "dense alien cloud of cheap hairspray and dope fumes." - plus so much more. And not just because I live in East Anglia.</p><p>Perhaps one of the best things I took away from this book, however, is that oft-needed reminder that in a world where much that was once considered non-conformist has been appropriated by the masses, your <i>true </i>artists, bohemians, offbeats, free thinkers, etc. are still out there, always have been and always will be. A reminder that life doesn't have to be neat and tick all the societal boxes, that we should stay true to who we are and not feel pressurised to fit in with something that doesn't naturally sit right with us. Maybe that all sounds a bit deep but I find myself increasingly clinging onto these reminders, perhaps because it sometimes feels that the margins they/we inhabit are getting ever smaller. But to delve into Martin Newell's world, albeit one from the past in this particular case, felt... well, like having a brilliant, satisfying conversation with a much-loved and familiar but eminently interesting friend you haven't seen in ages, and to realise you're not alone. Perhaps a lot like blogging too.</p><p>I leave you with one of my favourite paragraphs from the book which just sums that up for me, where our narrator fondly describes the family from whom he rented a small studio:</p><p><i>"This was a family and here was a portrait of them. There was a bloke who did an unusual job, a cheerful woman, an angelic-looking eleven year old boy, a deviant dog and a masochistic cat. And there among all the exercise books, the film scripts, the uncompleted homework, the waiting tenants, the endless visitors and all the chaos, was life. Not conventional life, not a half-asleep, better-drive-to-Tesco-you-don't-have-to-be-mad-to-work-here-but-it-helps sort of a life. But a real life - with motorbike spares left where they shouldn't be, a washing-basket next to a book of medieval history and a pub sign for The Fool and Bladder<b> </b>- a prop from Steve's film - in the backyard."</i></p><p>I love it. </p><p>Oh, and of course, a song!</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c4ngvYh5uCk" width="320" youtube-src-id="c4ngvYh5uCk"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;">The Cleaners From Venus: Summer In A Small Town</div><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">'A Prospect of Wivenhoe - Snapsots of an English Town' by Martin Newell was published by Wivenbooks in 2008 and is still available from some online retailers... mine cost lest than a fiver. </span></p><p><br /></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-78821898461217079662023-10-10T09:51:00.004+01:002023-10-10T11:11:29.075+01:00The serious stuff<p>Our lovely blog pal Rol has been running an <a href="https://histopten.blogspot.com/search/label/Self%20Help%20For%20Cynics">excellent, thought-provoking series</a> over at the ever brilliant My Top Ten, about mental health. I hope you won't mind, but I'm also reposting something on the subject, which I wrote several years ago.</p><p style="text-align: center;">--- ~~~~~ *** --------- *** --------- *** ~~~~~ ---</p><p>Today, October 10th, is <i>Mental Health Awareness Day</i>. It makes a change from the recent<i> International Talk Like A Pirate Day</i> (September 19th), which sounds quite dignified really compared to <i>Step In A Puddle And Splash Your Friend</i> <i>Day</i> (January 14th). You might be interested to know that there is also a <i>Noodle Day</i>, a <i>Mad Hatter Day</i>, a <i>Cherry Cheesecake Day</i> and a <i>Do Something Nice Day</i>, amongst others. I don't really like the idea of having set days for anything; I'd rather we just talked like pirates, stepped in puddles and splashed friends, ate noodles and cherry cheesecake in mad hats and did something nice any time and any day we felt like it - but I can't knock any attempt to encourage openness on mental health issues, and it seems like today's the day.</p><div lang="en">Back in the early '70s, when my mum stopped getting up in the mornings, surfacing only occasionally during the afternoon or early evening to replenish her glass of water, I was told that she was ‘ill’. Yet there was no sneezing or coughing or chicken pox spots so it was a different kind of illness to the ones I knew about. I can’t remember what else was said about it and, being only eight, I was more preoccupied with my own small world, which was no bad thing. But when mum came downstairs on a dark, wintry evening and headed straight out the front door with just her dressing-gown over her nightie and slippers on her feet, it was obvious something was seriously wrong.</div><div lang="en"><br /></div><span lang="en">I just have a blurry memory of the rest of that night – I recall her dressing-gown which was powder blue with white trim, and those pink fluffy slippers, and I remember what she said as she started to walk out the door and down the road. </span><span lang="en">My dad ran after and somehow persuaded her back inside, but I must have blanked out any more detail after that. Whatever happened resulted in mum being admitted to the Psychiatric Ward of our local hospital, where she stayed for some weeks.</span><br /><div lang="en"><br /></div><div lang="en">Visiting her in such surroundings was disturbing but, unfortunately, it became something that I had to do on several different occasions in different hospitals over subsequent years. It's a weird thing for a child; an unnerving place, but at the same time I was aware that my mum was 'supposed' to be there with those people. They were all grown-ups after all, people whom I thought were meant to be looked up to and relied upon. That was probably the bit I found hardest with my mum; my first memorable experience of an insecure feeling: the realisation that I couldn't <i>depend</i> on her, that she wasn't really 'there'. Anyway... in the Psychiatric Ward with its cheerily patterned curtains and orange chairs, there was always a man who thought he was Jesus and stories of strange behaviours abounded: the lady who’d made a habit of running down the busy high street without any clothes on, and the blank-faced man who thought he was still fighting in WWII. And always someone who thought they'd had a radio implanted in their brain to listen to their thoughts. </div><div lang="en"><br /></div><div lang="en">Mum was diagnosed as having clinical depression (as opposed to manic), which sounds very gloomy, and gives the impression of someone who mopes around every day and never smiles, but which is not what she was like at all. There was just something going on which, combined with certain aspects of her personality and some traumatic life events, made her susceptible to some very deep lows. When she wasn't suffering from these, she was incredibly kind, chatty, strong, reassuring, gregarious, warm, broadminded and creative, always doing things for other people (often befriending and taking in various waifs and strays with their own mental health problems, and doing voluntary work for charities like Mind). But when she went downhill she just lost interest in everything and withdrew from the world. During her later years, with the help of good, understanding doctors and the right mix of drugs, she was able to pretty much manage it by simply shutting herself away until it passed. It was really only on the very worst occasions that it affected her behaviour in more severe and worrying ways and made her say and do things which were, quite frankly, a little mad.</div><div lang="en"><br /></div><div lang="en">Stating the obvious but it's a depressing and difficult subject, yet it touches <i>so</i> many people, either those who experience it first hand (and I don't believe any of us are immune) or those who know them. I can feel myself tensing slightly as I write because it brings back that sort of unsafe feeling of discovering that the grown-up parent I thought I could lean on wasn't always that, and deep-down that fear of the unravelling of 'normality'. Nowadays, though, I wonder more about how life must have felt for<i> </i>my mum at those times, how much worse it was for her than for me. I feel sure that her mental health crises at least taught me a lot, and hopefully provided me with a better understanding and empathy. And if that's also the intention behind having a Mental Health Awareness Day then I truly hope it succeeds.</div><div lang="en"><br /></div><div lang="en">Thinking of those whom I know are struggling with their mental health at the moment and here's hoping for far better days ahead.</div>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-21791998995138726192023-10-03T09:46:00.000+01:002023-10-03T09:46:53.920+01:00Playing to learn<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2oz1Z9LqYM8C2ATGFJqKNqED4pH1taWml5HfQRE1lUaQTlePiCyUiPsSpz2XOvyw30ER0ycFKohawcdMsnXoZdmnk4g7XF3P2B0Zrve_OwohUFM81CoFciipq8VJOpHC_a8XoFMTu4sKtcgpQLss8hMgxEyZjUoCMVI757SffTif0BDj5oEYJ9aAVs6oU/s718/accordion.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="718" data-original-width="550" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2oz1Z9LqYM8C2ATGFJqKNqED4pH1taWml5HfQRE1lUaQTlePiCyUiPsSpz2XOvyw30ER0ycFKohawcdMsnXoZdmnk4g7XF3P2B0Zrve_OwohUFM81CoFciipq8VJOpHC_a8XoFMTu4sKtcgpQLss8hMgxEyZjUoCMVI757SffTif0BDj5oEYJ9aAVs6oU/s320/accordion.jpg" width="245" /></a></div><p>The problem with Jonny was that, no matter how much he practised, he was never going to master playing the cello. And he practised a lot. We knew this because we heard every screech and every scratch of his bow scraping slowly against those strings - our family dining room backed onto the converted garage where Jonny tortured his instrument for hours at a time on a daily basis. I should add that he was only nine, two years younger than me, but he was as far from being a child prodigy in a string quartet as it was possible to be.</p><p>The neighbours' converted garage not only housed Jonny's cello but also a neglected upright piano. I was friends with Jonny's sister Lindsay and it would be fair to say that she and I also shared his misplaced musical aspirations. When 'Tubular Bells' had been around a little while and everyone was talking about it, we took it upon ourselves to compose a similar opus on said piano. I mean, how hard could it be? Neither of us had been taught to play any kind of keyboard but I knew my way around descant and tenor recorder, I had a pink and white plastic tambourine and, as for Lindsay's musical abilities... well, actually she didn't have any unfortunately, she was tone-deaf. But she did have the piano.</p><p>We tinkered around on that thing in the cold garage room in the Winter of '74/'75, surrounded by boxes of apples from the tree in their unkempt garden, various unidentified electrical appliances and a permanently rolled-up rug in the corner. The piano was, of course, untuned, but we put a couple of little themes together by remembering to press this key and that, the third black one along and those two white ones at the same time, etc. - convinced that at the end of it we would be as famous as Mike Oldfield - more so, in fact, because we were only 11 - and have a best-selling album in the charts. 'Cause it's that easy, isn't it.</p><p>Such is the naiveté of childhood - and how lovely it was really to have that. We messed around on inadequate musical instruments without inhibition and taught ourselves to remember our made-up sequences, motivated simply by the joy of doing it and our daft fantasy ideas. Isn't it a shame that at some point in life all that carefree attitude gets replaced with something more serious? Music lessons demanded progression and perfection, there might even be exams. Unrealistic personal expectations led to frustrations and frequent giving up. I've started to wonder if I could go back to that childhood approach and learn to play an instrument without all the adult stress that might accompany it - have some fun, not be too hard on myself, see what happens - especially as they say that learning to play one later in life can boost your brain's health, help with cognitive function, improve your creativity and memory too. It's just a shame perhaps (for the neighbours, anyway) that my ideal instrument of choice would be an accordion, and that I live in a terraced cottage with quite thin walls...</p><p>I keep thinking about it, though, because I just love the accordion - the way it sounds, the way it looks. I'm wondering: maybe start with a cute concertina at least; it takes up less room too. Does anyone reading this know how to play one? If you could play any instrument (that you perhaps don't already), what would it be? </p><p style="text-align: left;">Anyway, let me treat you now - here are three favourite songs with accordions:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/oOxGCxoNTMw" width="320" youtube-src-id="oOxGCxoNTMw"></iframe></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Johnny Allen: Promised Land</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Nxazmzy0vAo" width="320" youtube-src-id="Nxazmzy0vAo"></iframe></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><i>The The: This Is The Day</i></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NiBC6z0goMo" width="320" youtube-src-id="NiBC6z0goMo"></iframe></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i>Fairport Conventon: Si Tu Dois Partir</i></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-45780208456877421412023-09-19T12:05:00.005+01:002023-09-20T09:55:41.523+01:00Chronically iconic<p>Three times in 36 seconds!</p><p>Quite a feat. According to my recent evidence, Vernon Kay currently holds the record for this particular accomplishment. Some might even call it an iconic achievement. But please don't, as I may be tempted to scream... I nearly screamed at the car radio when he did it too. It was a couple of weeks or so ago when it actually happened, during his morning slot on Radio 2 (not my choice of station): Vernon Kay used the word 'iconic' <i>three times in 36 seconds. </i>(I know, such a nerd, I timed it!)</p><p>In the short segment I heard he used it to describe Jeremy Vine as the "<i>iconic</i> broadcaster and journalist", a few seconds later he announced Cathy Dennis as "the <i>iconic</i> singer songwriter" and then, just as I was drawing breath ready to emit a shriek of despair at this lack of verbal originality (my "iconic" detector now on full alert), in the very next sentence we were treated to his description of Cathy's big hits as "<i>iconic</i>, anthemic tunes". And who knows how many other times it may have turned up when I wasn't listening?</p><p>Of course, once you tune into it you find yourself playing 'Iconic Bingo'. For example, in their current TV ad, Lynx invite you to "<i>smell iconic</i>". Maybelline cosmetics want to sell you "<i>iconic foundation</i>". Magazine articles tell you all about a city's "<i>iconic eats</i>". A quick look through some recent song lyrics and I find lines such as, "<i>lately I've been feeling iconic</i>", "<i>I'm living so iconic</i>" and "<i>iconic brings us together</i>"... Arghh!</p><p>Every artist, every book, every film, musician and landmark - they're all deemed<i> </i>"iconic" now. Some of them surely are; I've no issue with that - the adjective was once brought out only to describe something really special, something rare perhaps, undeniably symbolic or memorable, thus it made its point perfectly, we knew what it meant and it had gravitas. So I can't help but find it irritating and a little sad really when terms which were once used sparingly and pertinently like this lose their value - it all seems rather lazy, dull and predictable. We've such a rich and evocative vocabulary, full of choice and nuance; words are such brilliant tools and (last time I looked, anyway) they're free! Instead of "iconic", mightn't it be more interesting to hear a few other descriptions in the mix, such as <i>totemic / eminent / acclaimed / unforgettable / renowned / seminal / emblematic / esteemed / famous (or infamous) / distinctive</i>... etc.?</p><p>I know language evolves naturally, meanings change and always have done, but some grate more than others. When the same word is used to describe both the Eiffel Tower and your local bakery's doughnut recipe, you know it's had its day.</p><p><i>(Just as I type this post, a promotional email has popped into my inbox from M&S entitled 'Meet our icons'. Who/what are these icons? A checked suit, a roll-neck sweater, loafers and a top-handle bag.)</i></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-A_Vg4_6gZU" width="320" youtube-src-id="-A_Vg4_6gZU"></iframe></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Siouxsie & the Banshees: Icon</span></div><p></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-43156565563346277142023-09-14T15:32:00.005+01:002023-09-14T18:27:59.249+01:00Still here<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbgLlsXK4UYt4PxfoTni9wF0ujN97Ng4sp5azDyGlkGPZPDxVrA2GtHUaJFpdEWTaSoX8DQAeTW9I8hJySHIzLTpiB7J7y6KQ5QsttuX7qiKR8PKD7gxFsemksMmlqoCFnC3RiYxI4hqbjy7hHXsOn1o_zQgcystFFdJZfLXO5fvGbk4ehDANrTFm4zqgC/s994/redkite.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="994" data-original-width="942" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbgLlsXK4UYt4PxfoTni9wF0ujN97Ng4sp5azDyGlkGPZPDxVrA2GtHUaJFpdEWTaSoX8DQAeTW9I8hJySHIzLTpiB7J7y6KQ5QsttuX7qiKR8PKD7gxFsemksMmlqoCFnC3RiYxI4hqbjy7hHXsOn1o_zQgcystFFdJZfLXO5fvGbk4ehDANrTFm4zqgC/s320/redkite.jpg" width="303" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Red kite</i></div><p>Hello, how are you?! Several weeks have gone by and the cobwebs in the corners of this blog are gathering cobwebs of their own, but I'm still here...</p><p>A bout of Covid (my first) knocked me back last month, but the leaden-legged fatigue and peculiar effect on the tastebuds (I couldn't have distinguished between a rice pudding and a vegetable jalfrezi in a blind taste test) thankfully passed. Now I'm "in-between" work projects and, aside from many overdue jobs to do around the house, it's a pleasure to take a breather and get immersed in nature outside for a while. So, screen time isn't a big draw at the mo.</p><p>Ah, but outside is, I'm addicted. By day I've been spotting the biggest, fattest garden spiders I've ever seen, and have been exhilarated by my first ever sighting of a live grass snake in the leaf litter. I can hear the mewing of buzzards (we've never heard so many round here before) and watch the beautiful aerobatic displays of red kites over the rooftops and fields (still relatively new to these parts and they thrill me every time. Did you know they have a wingspan of around 5ft?!) By evening, it's the occasional, surprising close encounter with a bat as it flits with beating wings in somewhat manic fashion past the honeysuckle - and my head. There's evidence of a hedgehog's wanderings too (those animal faeces recognition skills come in handy) and I can't help but have a fondness for Mrs Brown Rat as she lifts her nose, ears twitching independently, to sniff me from a safe distance (although had to stop feeding the birds for now in an effort to persuade her to move on). Still, a chiffchaff skims the buddleiah, delaying its return to Africa while the weather's so warm here. A stunning hornet (the native European species) wows me with its size and tiger colours, and the Red Admiral and Peacock butterflies bask on the kitchen window frame. With surprising speed, Cabbage White caterpillars rhythmically munch through toadflax (love that name) pausing only to drop off neat little parcels from their opposite ends... who knew you could even <i>see </i>a caterpillar take a crap?! - all part of the cycle...</p><p>I could watch, and listen, and smell all this for hours; it's my salve... I recommend it to everyone, even if only for a few minutes a day. Even if it's just what I used to do when I lived in a top floor flat looking out at the orbweb spiders in the corners of the windows and the magpies bouncing on the opposite rooftops. Just get whatever you can. I'd recommend it to Putin et al. Honestly, mate, I'd like to say to him/them in my Utopian dream world, just sit back and watch the bees and the birds for a while and wonder at the simple pleasures of nature, how marvellous and precious it all is, how it deserves our protection, and you might just feel a little bit happier inside and appreciate the value of peace and harmony. Oh, if only...</p><p>Bumming about in nature doesn't leave a lot of time or motive for blogging but I really don't want to lose the blogging either- it's very important to me too, the source of some lovely friendships and also something of a salve. So I will be back! Just maybe when I've finished watching that wasp drinking from the bird bath and the convoy of ants on a mysterious mission running along the path.... See you soon.</p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-38367086168399193612023-08-09T10:51:00.003+01:002023-08-09T12:12:27.633+01:00Lady go diva<p>Argh, I do love a crappy play on words and that title
certainly is one of my worst. But,
anyway, it’s the best I can manage to describe what I did the other day which was<i> not </i>to ride nude through the streets
of Coventry, but instead to go down to that lovely V&A Museum in London with
a couple of friends and catch the latest exhibition: DIVA.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And it was quite an experience, my first of
wearing a Bluetooth headset while wandering amid the exhibits, so you get the accompanying soundtrack to each encounter at your own pace.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> (</span>If it goes awry and you can hear Maria Callas while standing in front of a picture of Siouxsie Sioux<i> “just turn your left ear towards the display you want and it'll correct itself,”</i> the guide had advised. It worked pretty well.) <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> It</span> was like a gentle ride in a time machine – at one turn you can be watching and
listening to Mae West on a screen where a scene from <i>I’m No
Angel</i> plays out and then, as you walk between the cabinets and travel through
the ages visually, your ears are filled with each relevant artist’s songs, from Nina Simone to Bjork, Debbie Harry to Lady GaGa, Shirley Bassey to Madonna, etc.<o:p></o:p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0dApg2KtLgzEmueBucYGnmece-kjwa8reBpj_X43OgYLFJigUv63eaIjasHtXkz_YfiWXVjhWcH1fB1Ix9uyBjBpSo_4hCWU72OXT7HzTikY2W6NAoUDYLU1pMFONF81LcFWE-5SfUh40hc3bD-afyNR-TQLs_3hJ5dyc1jFpeT6oHuP7KC3tnO-8HHBi/s764/debbie1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="764" data-original-width="272" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0dApg2KtLgzEmueBucYGnmece-kjwa8reBpj_X43OgYLFJigUv63eaIjasHtXkz_YfiWXVjhWcH1fB1Ix9uyBjBpSo_4hCWU72OXT7HzTikY2W6NAoUDYLU1pMFONF81LcFWE-5SfUh40hc3bD-afyNR-TQLs_3hJ5dyc1jFpeT6oHuP7KC3tnO-8HHBi/w229-h640/debbie1.jpg" width="229" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Debbie Harry's outfit from Blondie's European tour, 1979</i></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgatLgDi_Zq1m5K3iu3PdRXelHAWIJJV_dbruyvQjE_KioNd-kcCY4aOyjbXedQ7dKSp_7sAOWAqY1DhE5xXClWA66iZG4iBQCmVcSHVSbKH7m2Qz0aLPRMZXVJcxLsUxvCzVr0J8AOseRGI1tqqSp9-EMHBg-P-xLMk0YI2G6V_8y_gqC4N_MDAAvUHvsK/s983/sade.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="983" data-original-width="500" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgatLgDi_Zq1m5K3iu3PdRXelHAWIJJV_dbruyvQjE_KioNd-kcCY4aOyjbXedQ7dKSp_7sAOWAqY1DhE5xXClWA66iZG4iBQCmVcSHVSbKH7m2Qz0aLPRMZXVJcxLsUxvCzVr0J8AOseRGI1tqqSp9-EMHBg-P-xLMk0YI2G6V_8y_gqC4N_MDAAvUHvsK/w204-h400/sade.jpg" width="204" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Sade's ensemble from her Love Deluxe world tour, 1993</i></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;">The word “diva”, originally derived from the Italian for a female deity, is very broadly interpreted at this show and it does include some whom many may not think fit that description - for example, a few young 'uns who haven't really reached legendary status, plus a handful of male “divas” are also represented (a fine pair
of Prince’s bespoke high heeled boots in particular caught my eye, such small feet!) And the label can have a pretty negative connotation too. But when it
comes to this exhibition, who cares really? - I decided not to be picky in this context! It's a general theme, and the result is a celebration of flamboyant costume, creativity and the performing arts and with a sprinkling of politics thrown in too (feminism, racism, gender). I found the whole thing informative and interesting, especially as there are posters, photos and illustrations plus a few other little artefacts alongside all the eye-catching garments and I just love seeing them all for real.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1AJJJFq9JxCfK0NSzgxbpB18x6gPeQm-6s68NcAawKWOhgSDtlUHrjRQv87Yit4Pkh9SF6j9nR3BYI5TzzszubbTX85AU2Lt9pqnSn77U64soAuwibDW6ve42IKKfpkCXhXF9h4vDFTHrgyuCSBZl2V1BlH7sOIqRzjADx-CzgbOryIQ6K67e5PBm0fzm/s1128/prince.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="692" data-original-width="1128" height="196" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1AJJJFq9JxCfK0NSzgxbpB18x6gPeQm-6s68NcAawKWOhgSDtlUHrjRQv87Yit4Pkh9SF6j9nR3BYI5TzzszubbTX85AU2Lt9pqnSn77U64soAuwibDW6ve42IKKfpkCXhXF9h4vDFTHrgyuCSBZl2V1BlH7sOIqRzjADx-CzgbOryIQ6K67e5PBm0fzm/s320/prince.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i>Prince's boots</i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB7uVXELHJZrwBqm_nhRySuxiQgQ-wNeTePhYncHr3Gb-rw6hzl2HUPtcPW317G7nku2FsrWgjfBVTt3XuwXii31z5Ycn8I70CmJomfL_1hqH3VkynTmupOZlJQi8DmEqHSHTKom2v3BkOXyPpxpP4OR5iAq2NQ8nFot3h8kpTiQ8jnvsa0Km9bcm2uWJT/s1050/dolly.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1050" data-original-width="630" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB7uVXELHJZrwBqm_nhRySuxiQgQ-wNeTePhYncHr3Gb-rw6hzl2HUPtcPW317G7nku2FsrWgjfBVTt3XuwXii31z5Ycn8I70CmJomfL_1hqH3VkynTmupOZlJQi8DmEqHSHTKom2v3BkOXyPpxpP4OR5iAq2NQ8nFot3h8kpTiQ8jnvsa0Km9bcm2uWJT/w240-h400/dolly.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>A Dolly dolly!</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxyPtP2QHwXyCN0wLC-F9SBODndm25Vs97w9UMWa7Ogr6pI2LXLMXHqlfn0LXS8LV-inYhKdC80YoYASW_dsD5PuxxnTtF8vEu5nwiBd9WeqkbAK90jyMX0CinBH7jaGWElwCuDo9FrJlbrvCfNQrEdz3skGK8EjsZCHUlK-SuS5mwwJ7_6X0humvdKGyL/s957/sade2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="619" data-original-width="957" height="259" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxyPtP2QHwXyCN0wLC-F9SBODndm25Vs97w9UMWa7Ogr6pI2LXLMXHqlfn0LXS8LV-inYhKdC80YoYASW_dsD5PuxxnTtF8vEu5nwiBd9WeqkbAK90jyMX0CinBH7jaGWElwCuDo9FrJlbrvCfNQrEdz3skGK8EjsZCHUlK-SuS5mwwJ7_6X0humvdKGyL/w400-h259/sade2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Sade's hand-written lyrics for 'Immigrant', 2000</i></div><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I was especially excited to see some incredibly imaginative ensembles
from the more distant past, for example this astonishing two piece (and Health and Safety nightmare) worn by Josephine
Baker, fantastic! </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnTQBULgSdSKcZJFRXDxaY4SQYJeD3L1Hs5U2ntHUHwruAxi2viu-WKmrZU7fZsisRCyev7lqJtA_5Yb8qVDg2NBRJAi-gI95j1pBMrwwacapjK63UsL2qXbuhQ6WYbc-9eggQoDidTqR9WfQeTXjPevfCkEcO8Ec9lmqTY5yWvHSJMO95DvPFwotLU3ty/s1390/josephinebaker.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1390" data-original-width="960" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnTQBULgSdSKcZJFRXDxaY4SQYJeD3L1Hs5U2ntHUHwruAxi2viu-WKmrZU7fZsisRCyev7lqJtA_5Yb8qVDg2NBRJAi-gI95j1pBMrwwacapjK63UsL2qXbuhQ6WYbc-9eggQoDidTqR9WfQeTXjPevfCkEcO8Ec9lmqTY5yWvHSJMO95DvPFwotLU3ty/w442-h640/josephinebaker.jpg" width="442" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>Perhaps what struck me most about the oldest outfits on display, particularly those from early movies, was their exquisite, quality craftsmanship
and intricacy. They were beautifully preserved too. Some of the more recent ones, whilst more extravagant and ostentatious, just
didn’t compare and had an air of fancy dress party
about them, to me anyway (but don’t tell anyone. Elton would be highly insulted, I'm sure.). <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">And</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> I found myself reflecting on the thought that, </span>at the other end of the spectrum, an elaborate, delicately crafted dress worn by Clara Bow, for instance, would have really only
been viewed by its cinema audience at the time in black and white, with no chance to pause, rewind, replay countless times at home, etc., and no intent to linger on its detailed splendour as we might now. So I'm just happy that I had the chance to do a little time travelling, and to linger on them myself.</div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;">Here's some footage of Debbie in that outfit, performing <i>Heart of Glass</i> at the Glasgow Apollo, as part of the live set filmed by the BBC on New Year's Eve 1979.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qQ9DQ0eyw1U" width="320" youtube-src-id="qQ9DQ0eyw1U"></iframe></div><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><br /></p></div>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-1589617309212998552023-07-22T12:00:00.003+01:002023-07-22T15:22:02.877+01:00Oh shit<p>I never thought the time would come when I would be posting
my excrement through a mailbox - but the other day that’s exactly what I
did. And I suspect a few of you have
done so too…</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The reason being (other than fantasising that the person at the receiving end could be Jacob Rees-Mogg) I had a certain milestone birthday earlier this month
and thus a couple of days later received an extra little birthday present from our lovely NHS
– so thoughtful of them! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You probably know
where I’m going with this: it was the bowel cancer screening kit in its neat card envelope, a cute little sample
tube, complete with clear, illustrated instructions. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(I would quite like to have been commissioned
for that artwork – it’s not every day you’d <s>get to draw a job like that</s> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>get a job to draw like that.)<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Well, I think it’s brilliant that we have the opportunity here
to do these tests for free and at our own convenience so I was quite strangely
excited to have a go. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> And t</span>his post is just
about writing itself with all its double entendre...<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, it does take a little bit of what you might call ‘forward
planning’ but honestly it’s no hardship, and then when it's all done, dated and ready to despatch, you can say you’ve pushed your excrement through a mailbox too, and write a blog post about it.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">All of this brings to mind a song I particularly loved when
I was 15 and first heard as the B-side of a much treasured and brilliant Buzzcocks
single, <i>‘What Do I Get’</i>…<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I know it’s not
about the actual, erm, ‘substance’ (are there any songs out there that are?!)
but as a swear word ‘shit’ is pretty excellent. My poor mum and dad just kept shtum when I insisted on playing it at full volume on the family stereogram. They did the right thing, of course, making a fuss would have just given me cause to rebel against them but instead they accepted it all with good grace. In fact my mum probably secretly liked it; I'm pretty sure that 'shit' (along with 'bugger') was her favourite swear word - she didn't hold back - and it has become one of mine too; it's the perfect response to stepping barefoot on an upturned plug, or when a handle on your Tesco 'Bag For Life' gives way and deposits your Maris Pipers all over the pavement, or if you have to answer the door to the postman wearing a freshly applied exfoliating clay face pack. We've all been there.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The lovely Susie Dent explains more about it here (I thoroughly recommend her videos on all our favourite profanities):<o:p></o:p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nScKN6mp058" width="320" youtube-src-id="nScKN6mp058"></iframe></div><p class="MsoNormal">And of course the song.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hpRn73Gcp5U" width="320" youtube-src-id="hpRn73Gcp5U"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Buzzcocks: Oh Shit</i></div>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-27804891203899241172023-07-09T09:59:00.002+01:002023-07-10T08:57:36.269+01:00Yorkie bar(s)<p>When you find yourself in a bar or restaurant talking about everything from the Southern Freeez, Bruce Springsteen and Shed 7 to the perils of snoring, the loudest gig you've ever been to, terrifying Public Information films from our childhood and how you file your music collection as well as the joys of mashed potato and the cut of David Bowie's trousers, you know you've fallen in with the right crowd...</p><p>And so it was that I recently found myself doing exactly that in the esteemed company of fellow bloggers <a href="https://jukeboxtimemachine.com/">Alyson</a>, <a href="https://charitychicmusic.blogspot.com/">Charity Chic</a> (and Mrs CC), <a href="http://www.johnmedd.com/">John Medd </a> (and Mrs M) and <a href="http://unthoughtofthoughsomehow.blogspot.com/">The Swede</a> - all of whom I'd had the great pleasure of seeing at our first "mini meet-up" in Edinburgh* a year ago, but this time we convened a little further South in York. It's a city I'd never before visited and one I'd definitely like to return to as it was something of a whirlwind trip this time, but I'm just glad to have made it. It was actually bit of a test for me too; earlier in the year, hard as it seems to imagine now, I couldn't even envisage coping with staying away from home and the sensory overload of such an event, so I'm glad to say that although things are sapping my concentration a little, I've now reached the point where I can push past it enough of the time. And I'm determined to keep doing so! I know I wasn't alone in having some background concerns on this occasion either, and very much hope that the trip provided as much of an uplifting break for others too.</p><p>But anyway, back to the point, York was lovely and the company was even lovelier. My memories are awash with (amongst much else) random snippets of the very small but perfectly formed Blue Bell pub, a certain blogger's delightfully dapper hat, a charming multi-tasking bus tour guide, the unexpected views onto houses from the Medieval walls and the most enormous Calzone you've ever seen in the most welcoming Italian restaurant you could go to - all mingled with smiles, seamless conversation, good food, drink and laughter. As I've said before about blogging, it's a fantastic example of how geographically distant strangers can form connections and have that sense of understanding and camaraderie, all just stemming from what we've expressed in our pages. I haven't been very good at keeping up with that side of things lately but it hasn't seemed to have mattered, so here's a huge thank you to all. I have indeed fallen in with the right crowd.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5jflqzgHcMHOgl52shQUDmMg0eR67BdQqTi-VnUIpfTUJY_mkBqm35FLNyELnIvapGARLjys9RgrAzWgtjZwPWErN_q-ynCeUpvJMuJm0eXt6k8mm-OhCeTW-2aty78QMyMgmNshBqAulXD-UW8Towv94hMX2tGAnBYwSJ8i936zN5-1sXcaQuFk99U7j/s223/york4.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="223" data-original-width="217" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5jflqzgHcMHOgl52shQUDmMg0eR67BdQqTi-VnUIpfTUJY_mkBqm35FLNyELnIvapGARLjys9RgrAzWgtjZwPWErN_q-ynCeUpvJMuJm0eXt6k8mm-OhCeTW-2aty78QMyMgmNshBqAulXD-UW8Towv94hMX2tGAnBYwSJ8i936zN5-1sXcaQuFk99U7j/s1600/york4.jpg" width="217" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">Perhaps in future, depending on whereabouts in the country we end up, others can swing by too?</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNv6qtAllAfDSSz5T4jlS4Mwhx_mrart0qe-TTP2rr1S161QwJ55wTcyZ4qoSsEWpSe6zPvFYiAaRTC36UZhEI1Drb9B3-pCLnnWxS8HOUPswC12COyD9b8BttGSwGOwpxNX87YlSO0_OY_HlfcTjbdPmeli96ou7RwPpe4jsR6FsWp-Z4ppyEceLAcGMt/s1740/york5.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1740" data-original-width="1280" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNv6qtAllAfDSSz5T4jlS4Mwhx_mrart0qe-TTP2rr1S161QwJ55wTcyZ4qoSsEWpSe6zPvFYiAaRTC36UZhEI1Drb9B3-pCLnnWxS8HOUPswC12COyD9b8BttGSwGOwpxNX87YlSO0_OY_HlfcTjbdPmeli96ou7RwPpe4jsR6FsWp-Z4ppyEceLAcGMt/s320/york5.jpg" width="235" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx3MBoKSYLqJaMGZdNzz8LXubACLLN8nmM3BeJ_HAZuXiOMkeT-cYLipv-JDCgmg9uIm59qu-ALbj-C1VJ2dG-dt7Q-BwiyRneHv3fo2LY4ckOZ9k1lpzzsP6Hv5VyP5rccNsYlOu-85jLTf1muJh2c6Jwa-pXTAatiJ5TlO5rDlEB5fDQGRZDZqZ9KMpP/s1312/york1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1312" data-original-width="946" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx3MBoKSYLqJaMGZdNzz8LXubACLLN8nmM3BeJ_HAZuXiOMkeT-cYLipv-JDCgmg9uIm59qu-ALbj-C1VJ2dG-dt7Q-BwiyRneHv3fo2LY4ckOZ9k1lpzzsP6Hv5VyP5rccNsYlOu-85jLTf1muJh2c6Jwa-pXTAatiJ5TlO5rDlEB5fDQGRZDZqZ9KMpP/s320/york1.jpg" width="231" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Loved this font on a building viewed from a section of the city walls</i></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTaipDbv348Xnlonv1eGwaW_gpvntfFLW0NCirJdUkQ7esrNcoVROZWQsS1gtMZ8EbsiibBVc6G2blC1lO0sIvqhdTcS8Pt_uwdQuxmn0-9iwM6XKIByweeWdIUJtPqRxJfnIUMO4kDOSFXyz7I8j2cNno4ETesrXO5F-83DoCXv77KIqc4uVG1BNPS9E9/s1420/york2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1420" data-original-width="1140" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTaipDbv348Xnlonv1eGwaW_gpvntfFLW0NCirJdUkQ7esrNcoVROZWQsS1gtMZ8EbsiibBVc6G2blC1lO0sIvqhdTcS8Pt_uwdQuxmn0-9iwM6XKIByweeWdIUJtPqRxJfnIUMO4kDOSFXyz7I8j2cNno4ETesrXO5F-83DoCXv77KIqc4uVG1BNPS9E9/s320/york2.jpg" width="257" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>and this gorgeous beetle art around the corner from the hotel</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">*minus<a href="https://newamusements.blogspot.com/"> Martin</a> who unfortunately couldn't make it this year</div>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-13843410278569194982023-05-31T09:28:00.001+01:002023-05-31T09:37:29.941+01:00I feel alive, I feel the love<p> “Enjoy the rest of your day,” the young woman said cheerily as she
put her belongings back in her little crossbody bag and walked, in a faintly zig zag pattern, away from our table on the parched
grass. She had the sweetest, warmest
smile.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">My friend and I had just been giggling with her, giggling in that helpless way like we did when we were kids. We'd spotted her walking
in our direction, catching our eyes as she provided us with an unintentionally comedic scene: she was taking two
or three steps at a time, then pausing to bend forward, hunching over to root around in her bag, but each time she did so the plastic
beaker of wine in her other hand tipped forward too, spilling it on the ground. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She’d straighten up, take a few more steps,
then repeat the bend and the rummage, totally oblivious to yet more spillage.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> And again </span>– more steps, another fruitless fiddle about in the bag and, oops, there goes the wine ...and she still hadn't noticed.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Wordlessly we motioned to her to use the table where we were sitting and she gratefully emptied her bag onto it, treating us to a running commentary on its contents, punctuated by infectious laughter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s hard to find a lipstick in a
deceptively deep bag when you’re a little worse for wear.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bless her, she found it eventually, after the
phone and the sunglasses and tissues and the hairbrush and TicTacs and a blister pack of paracetamol…<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>after which we provided her with the services of
a talking mirror (“Yep, that’s fine! No, it’s not all over your cheeks!”) while she applied it blindly, trusting us not to let her walk away looking like Robert Smith. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Well, </span>I
felt a little flutter of love for this girl in that brief moment, for her
sweetness and her laughter and her tipsy candour, I glimpsed a little of my young self in her too. Or perhaps it was just that I was
feeling very mellow and just glad to be alive in the laidback, loved-up way that being outdoors surrounded by the sound of guitars and the smell of doughnuts can inspire.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> The sun was shining too, at last.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The small music festival on my doorstep had started that day and, honestly, it was a proper tonic just to go and soak it all up. I’m so lucky, I’m sitting in my garden now as I draft this post out on a scrap of paper the following afternoon, and
I can hear it from here: the bass a constant, some vocals drifting in and out as the breeze carries them to me, probably not even half a mile as the crow flies, across the green, the graveyard and a few rooftops. But on Saturday,
to be right there (in a field very familiar to me for being populated by sheep and jackdaws the rest of the time) and just to “do” the whole festival
thing was still special.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> And ev</span>en though the artists we saw were not ones I would have chosen
to see in other circumstances, they were perfect for this moment; I let go of any pre-conceptions completely and just enjoyed what was on offer.</p><p class="MsoNormal">It was especially good too to witness three headline acts all featuring more "mature" women; very heartwarming when you are one yourself. So yes, Katrina Leskanich is 63, Carol Decker is 65 and Natalie Imbruglia is 48. They were all in fine voice, classy and energetic, and looked fab - and I felt kind of proud to have them on my home turf too. Katrina & The Waves performing 'Going Down To Liverpool' was a highlight. What's that you say? Why yes, of course they did 'Walking On Sunshine'! And whilst I can't think of any T'Pau songs I would actively decide to listen to, Carol Decker had some great between-song banter and I couldn't fault their performance. Perhaps the biggest surprise of the night for me was Natalie... I've never really given her any thought; 'Torn' was one of those ubiquitous songs of the late '90s and that was about all I could think of but, you know, she really rocked out at times and I was far more impressed than I could ever have imagined; I got a bit of a Bangles / Susanna Hoffs vibe. Good on her, because she turned me around completely! </p><p class="MsoNormal">I could only make it to the festival on the Saturday night, but late on Sunday night we did at least get to hear Shaun Ryder's unmistakeable lilt drifting over to our windows and down the chimney on the northerly breeze. Black Grape were playing and I hope he was suitably sweary, it wouldn't be Shaun without a few expletives surely? </p><p class="MsoNormal">I'll be thinking about that, plus the girl with the giggle and the spilt wine, next time I walk through that field with the sheep and the jackdaws. They will still be just as much of a tonic. </p><p class="MsoNormal">Any festivals happening for you this Summer?</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/MZGwY49TXWs" width="320" youtube-src-id="MZGwY49TXWs"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gKUp9Z-IpvM" width="320" youtube-src-id="gKUp9Z-IpvM"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WyacZq8ulcA" width="320" youtube-src-id="WyacZq8ulcA"></iframe></div><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-25773155632425675822023-05-19T11:10:00.001+01:002023-05-19T11:10:39.438+01:00Checking into the Chelsea, fanzine style<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifU5nqdtDSmOheKhKR71_IJ3WY75B60j8lcWec5Ksa_JfJsDr2Now9L50ajJy2RIPMQTycUYCdgukO2iYkUhD6lNQ9AdEymraEVOa0xF6vvmBlLbrc4Gme3tNIxZN0oScngoP6CXFARQNh0wELkS62V86OSTzKWI2myO_yxLqEsD0KlD9uz3k6pE-CtQ/s1474/May17~07.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="522" data-original-width="1474" height="138" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifU5nqdtDSmOheKhKR71_IJ3WY75B60j8lcWec5Ksa_JfJsDr2Now9L50ajJy2RIPMQTycUYCdgukO2iYkUhD6lNQ9AdEymraEVOa0xF6vvmBlLbrc4Gme3tNIxZN0oScngoP6CXFARQNh0wELkS62V86OSTzKWI2myO_yxLqEsD0KlD9uz3k6pE-CtQ/w389-h138/May17~07.JPG" width="389" /></a></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Welcome to an experimental 'fanzine format' blog post!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Inspired by some comments on the previous post, and also influenced by my much younger fanzine creating self, I took to paper, pen, Pritt Stick and scissors to make this one. I can honestly say, I've really enjoyed working like this, away from the computer screen. I can also honestly say, it took bloody ages. Still, it was fun and the only other downside is that there's no chance to edit it now, but I'm a long-time fan of the DIY ethos and the charm of imperfection. As for the silly amount of time it took, well, sometimes don't you just wish that everything did anyway, and then we could <i>all</i> slow down a bit?</div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhe78vhp5C-pbkg4kY5be5RdZ5kkVoklJRxjk4M23MBdbHXtPVU3MjHr_Vcl73jOaQ8x4k0ZPC4qIodUr7H1buFFKJcPPKkgSpPbHFANDGxf-ECU-olVVE53XYe_tdmbOfazDZ1tjYzXuuSYjpxRPONfzpNtmnsotVDozKrpTSh46p_kPWKFFOHDd4qQ/s8328/chelseapost.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="8328" data-original-width="2304" height="1867" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhe78vhp5C-pbkg4kY5be5RdZ5kkVoklJRxjk4M23MBdbHXtPVU3MjHr_Vcl73jOaQ8x4k0ZPC4qIodUr7H1buFFKJcPPKkgSpPbHFANDGxf-ECU-olVVE53XYe_tdmbOfazDZ1tjYzXuuSYjpxRPONfzpNtmnsotVDozKrpTSh46p_kPWKFFOHDd4qQ/w520-h1867/chelseapost.jpg" width="520" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I hope that wasn't too hard-going to read...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Here's the link to the documentary:</div><div style="text-align: center;">https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0074lzv/arena-chelsea-hotel</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">and that great clip of Nico performing 'Chelsea Girls':</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jO4HQykGfU0" width="320" youtube-src-id="jO4HQykGfU0"></iframe></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-60644477071563800022023-05-11T12:47:00.003+01:002023-05-11T12:48:53.758+01:00Screened out<p> Argh - my hand aches. I've been doing that thing I used to do a lot of when I was younger - you know, when you hold a plastic tube with ink in it and move it around to form alphabet letters in different combinations across a piece of paper: some actual, physical, manual, how-we-used-to-do-it-in-the-olden-dayes <i>writing.</i></p><p>I started, but haven't yet finished, hand-writing a new blog post but before I go back to that one I wanted to precede it with an explanation (also hand-written and to be transposed to what you see here). I haven't posted on here for ages and feel I've been regretfully neglectful towards my lovely fellow bloggers too - I'm so sorry! Thing is, I've developed a bit of a problem with spending much time in front of my computer screen; I'm sure this must be due to the round-the-clock tinnitus and unfortunately it's just my brain's way of coping for now. Reading and writing at any length on screen has become extra tiring and I'm finding it hard to concentrate comfortably, and then that effect has placed a kind of psychological barrier in the way too - sort of associating computer time with having that feeling and thus just wanting to be far away from it... </p><p>Hopefully this will pass as it's still early days but in the meantime I decided to embrace the analogue instead. And how good it is! I always knew I was an analogue girl but when I'm immersed in all the things I already enjoy - like drawing, walking, reading a (physical) book and putting my hands in the worm bin (that's a bit niche, I know) I barely notice the noise either. In fact, drawing is amazingly therapeutic and I'm sure there are some credible scientific reasons behind this to do with the parts of the brain that it engages and exercies - a subject I'd love to read up on more, apart from the fact that I'd probably have to do most of that online.</p><p>Anyway, after scribbling these words on paper and just typing up quickly here my brain feels so much less cluttered and fatigued in the process. I think I'll try this method for a while to see where it goes - hopefully it will help me to revive this blog a little but, if all else fails - well, can I post you a letter?!</p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-4106725750866050982023-04-01T18:07:00.004+01:002023-04-01T18:12:06.927+01:00Just like a dream<p> I had such a lovely dream last night I hope you won't mind if I share it here. Because it featured Robert Smith*!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Before you ask – no, it wasn’t <i>that </i>kind of
dream.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But it was incredibly feelgood,
and there is nothing quite like waking up after having a particularly pleasant dream,
instead of either just a nonsense one, or worse - an unsettling or frightening one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The emotions we feel in our more vivid reveries
often seem to linger on the following day, just like an actual experience would
and again, much like in real life, there’s great pleasure to be had in actively
revisiting the good ones in our minds to keep those feelings alive.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So, in the dream, Robert Smith was a lovely old pal from my college
days.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And I was back at some art school, within
a big campus area, walking about in the sunshine waiting to meet up with some mates and go to a gig, when this (young) Robert appeared out of the blue. He just put
his arm around my shoulder as he fell into step with me and a warm, easy, lovely conversation
ensued throughout the rest of this sweet unconscious flight of fancy as we wandered around together on a soft Summery day<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">. </span>There was music as well – meeting up with the DJ
who was going to do the set before the gig and who played us a few previews of
his record choices, all of which were completely imagined and yet I heard them vividly,
as real songs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I wish I could recall the
tunes, they were good;<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I
remember lots of fuzzy guitars and a lively bass. Do you ever dream up music in your sleep too? If only we could record it!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">“I’m definitely going to treat myself to Three Imaginary Boys”,
I announced as I remembered the dream this morning (and then giggled at the ambiguity of what I'd just said…)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But
it was just that I had bought and loved TIB soon after it was released many
years ago and, somehow, like many other albums I’d owned in my teens, it had been
replaced by something else I’d subsequently decided I’d listen to more.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now I
have a hanker to own it again and to keep it forever this time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I find myself doing this more and more with
the music I loved so much in my formative years but later let go.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As has often been said I’m sure, it
goes much deeper than just the music - it’s about the feel of the time, the
associations, youthful memories, identity, growing up… so much more, all of
this wrapped up in 12” of vinyl and some idiosyncratic cover art. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">Anyway, thanks Robert, for inadvertently turning up in my head last night and being one imaginary boy in that dream. It really was lovely to see you!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/okiCApJeonQ" width="320" youtube-src-id="okiCApJeonQ"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>The Cure: 10.15 Saturday Night</i></div><o:p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p>*I know why he featured – we’d been watching a repeat of
ToTP in the evening on which he was playing keyboards with Siouxsie & the
Banshees for ‘Swimming Horses’ (excellent to see again). Plus just a few days beforehand <a href="https://newamusements.blogspot.com/">Martin</a> had
posted the perennially charming Love Cats on his excellent blog…</p></o:p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-67874524647868443102023-03-26T17:39:00.006+01:002023-03-26T18:11:33.618+01:00The sparrows in my head and a jugular bulb<p>I hope you won't mind the medical nature of this post, but if you've ever had a CT scan you'll perhaps agree that it really does seem like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. The idea of being fed through a machine as red laser lines make intangible marks across you, and having your veins injected with 'dye' so that someone else can see the inside workings of your head, your blood vessels, even your brain, is (no pun intended) pretty mind-blowing. And for us patients in the UK it's all for free. Thank you, wonderful NHS.</p><p>I couldn't help wondering beforehand what else might show up inside my head, though - a mouse's nest? A boxful of dreams? All the things I've ever lost perhaps (that hoover nozzle we were looking for the other day? My book on 1970s interiors that mysteriously went missing in 1995?) But, I'm glad to say, the thing they did find was the thing they were looking for - the answer to the question I've had going round inside there for the last three months: what's causing me to hear that 'flock of sparrows' that I wrote about <a href="https://sundriedsparrows.blogspot.com/2023/01/moving-away-from-pulsebeat.html">here</a>, cheeping away every second of the day...? </p><p>I'm so relieved to say it's not a tumour, or a narrowed artery, or a build-up of pressure around the brain, all of which can cause this Pulsatile Tinnitus. I've had two ECGs as well, and full blood tests, and things poked inside my ears and up my nose, plus a hearing test, and they all turned out ok, so it's felt like a long three months. But I found out last week, thanks to the result of the CT scan, that I do have an anomaly, which is an 'enlarged jugular bulb' (this, as a very lovely friend suggested, really should be the title of a track by Peter Hammill or the like, shouldn't it? I can hear it now, a noodly instrumental perhaps.)</p><p>After a lot of wondering, worrying and some dark nights (and days) of the soul, it's such a relief to have a diagnosis at last. For anyone who's interested in our incredible anatomy, as I understand it the jugular bulb is something we all develop at around 2 years old, a pouchy part of your jugular vein, at its top, where it bends round and forms a kind of junction with a sinus vein. My 'bulb' is now pressing against or protruding slightly into the inner workings of my ear and so it's like putting a loudhailer up to your jugular.... which perfectly explains why I can hear my blood flow pulsing past all the time (and seemingly a few other noises from inside my skull too - it's a busy place!)</p><p>I do wish I could get rid of the incessant noise but, unless things get very extreme or there are any physical developments requiring intervention, I have to learn to live with it. Habituation is the key - training your brain <i>not</i> to tune in, to ignore it - apparently the more attention we give something the more our brains automatically log its perceived importance (this particularly applies to anxiety too). So I must keeping working at it, and the lovely ENT consultant is going to monitor things regularly too; I go back for a follow-up in June.</p><p>In the meantime, music and art and other happy distractions are, as ever, therapeutic, and I'm so grateful I don't have to do a job which requires me to sit in front of a computer screen all day as that has definitely become a bit more tiring and uncomfortable for some reason. In fact my circumstances couldn't be better really, I draw and paint for a living (I've also reduced my hours a little) and I do it with music playing or the radio on, and birdsong outside my window. The cheeping of<i> real </i>sparrows is fine; Spring is, well, promising anyway, to turn up soon and at least the heartbeat in my head keeps confirming I'm alive!</p><p>Let's have some more Buzzcocks... they do seem to have cornered the market in tinnitus-related themes...</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZyPQ8wjTyGk" width="320" youtube-src-id="ZyPQ8wjTyGk"></iframe></div><p><br /></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-26348908340814099372023-03-16T16:52:00.007+00:002023-03-16T17:57:34.900+00:00Pipe dreams<p> "I wasn't picking up cigarette butts..." says Andy, in a scene from Series 2 of the ever wonderful 'Detectorists', as he bumps into Dr Tendai, who, shortly beforehand, had interviewed him for an archaeology job in Botswana. "Clay pipes," he continues, "I saw some bits of clay pipe in the flowerbed..." He holds out his palm to show the chalky white pipe fragments. "Broken bits of pipe that people used to smoke."</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLHwAaSupOvg5HLbQXfEGso0ru3Z57sR2zHTVjHDgrojcqNSFi3Q5Vq1ynEYwlMVYEAUttTlP9kei7TbhxKhf01tiERd1JjEmlGib5XvVzj9Hfinlvx8uzNymLaDPOxJm4shaYU7khurmSq225PcU-EPDfu2A3-upPLwrPuWSZ6QyZ2VdB0BRDL4TW9w/s1083/andydetectorists.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="715" data-original-width="1083" height="264" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLHwAaSupOvg5HLbQXfEGso0ru3Z57sR2zHTVjHDgrojcqNSFi3Q5Vq1ynEYwlMVYEAUttTlP9kei7TbhxKhf01tiERd1JjEmlGib5XvVzj9Hfinlvx8uzNymLaDPOxJm4shaYU7khurmSq225PcU-EPDfu2A3-upPLwrPuWSZ6QyZ2VdB0BRDL4TW9w/w400-h264/andydetectorists.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><p>They <i>do </i>look like cigarette butts, but I've found myself just as acutely aware of their existence as Andy is, any time I'm pottering around in my garden. Only yesterday I wasn't even digging or anything, I just glanced downwards briefly to where the snowdrops have emerged and a piece of clay pipe was just lying there, looking up at me. Well, not exactly looking up at me, but you know what I mean. Not buried, not even <i>dirty</i>. Just lying there in the open, above the soil, as if it had been strategically placed there by someone five minutes beforehand for me to spot. Who is that phantom pipe layer?!</p><p>These are some of the pipe fragments I've found in the same circumstances, all of them in this small, humble garden, all of them brought to the surface naturally - by worms, birds, moles, voles, Wombles, who knows what, but they just appear now and then, unsearched for - and I love it. </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrFyne1IuInz06BeJhBYfdBIEdcJkt4xD9jayTSiAqptIuqHowDEko291QvpH-228_A50z6sDBoZ2OlRwTAva9K3F1svvq7dgjEx3y0h4kFbyNOPQ-0vNd3U4QkflA_pN1WB8BkJyjDdomgdyvNus6OMpf4qFlkWngKNRJdJWQG8yi9tSLU-mTndEmhA/s1220/pipes.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="996" data-original-width="1220" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrFyne1IuInz06BeJhBYfdBIEdcJkt4xD9jayTSiAqptIuqHowDEko291QvpH-228_A50z6sDBoZ2OlRwTAva9K3F1svvq7dgjEx3y0h4kFbyNOPQ-0vNd3U4QkflA_pN1WB8BkJyjDdomgdyvNus6OMpf4qFlkWngKNRJdJWQG8yi9tSLU-mTndEmhA/s320/pipes.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">They may only be tiny remnants of the existence of ordinary men in buckskin breeches with tobacco-stained moustaches but they'll do for me - little time travelling morsels from long-gone lives. I totally get why Andy holds onto them and keeps them in a glass jar - I do the same.</div><p>Back to the scene in 'Detectorists'. "How old are they?" asks Dr Tendai. "These ones are Victorian.." Andy points to the thinner fragments, "but that one's early 18th, maybe late 17th Century." "How can you tell?" Dr Tendai's curiousity is clearly piqued now. "Older ones are thicker and they had a much smaller bowl because tobacco was so expensive..."</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvwpRhWFxIDrtjpW2r9kmN6DwBLuwMoLk1uYD3m4apFGs8EmZG1-e4LiKJDqim0j0htLTfoJlzwKzQk0MA9ChhR7wVPuqpo-bJKLTY6gJSaOgPvvmLgorhgKcsp5IH3kLKIillWvuqFTlbHvHueI3x7937idSrlvdSDtZudZDeqCIQuubXPY6i_muZUQ/s748/pipesizes.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="628" data-original-width="748" height="269" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvwpRhWFxIDrtjpW2r9kmN6DwBLuwMoLk1uYD3m4apFGs8EmZG1-e4LiKJDqim0j0htLTfoJlzwKzQk0MA9ChhR7wVPuqpo-bJKLTY6gJSaOgPvvmLgorhgKcsp5IH3kLKIillWvuqFTlbHvHueI3x7937idSrlvdSDtZudZDeqCIQuubXPY6i_muZUQ/s320/pipesizes.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i>Thick and thin together</i></p><p>I haven't found any sections with the bowl intact yet but now I know, from Andy's explanation and yesterday's find, that I had in my hand a little piece of (thicker) pipe which must once have been puffed on by someone around 400 years ago. Here's another fragment with some relief decoration at one end still showing too.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2D38c0kR7QScujRnSBZrKiKK4TDz98iIDNjG-6u2F3QZSm7oSwHCLbj4oEvqOsp1G43cIoURq866Cl-wFHFBeG2pEe_DZrQtMe0HrX2r214XGC8oVWmV2fZtYiijJkcVDakDrCY6rJoi0M4LN6UQ5UrTWShjroEQQvaNSlEpun_XhXe5yNmjbas4i8w/s640/pipedec.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="444" data-original-width="640" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2D38c0kR7QScujRnSBZrKiKK4TDz98iIDNjG-6u2F3QZSm7oSwHCLbj4oEvqOsp1G43cIoURq866Cl-wFHFBeG2pEe_DZrQtMe0HrX2r214XGC8oVWmV2fZtYiijJkcVDakDrCY6rJoi0M4LN6UQ5UrTWShjroEQQvaNSlEpun_XhXe5yNmjbas4i8w/s320/pipedec.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">I can't help it, I just love how something so small and simple can resurface after hundreds of years and make me feel that myserious connection the way it does. I hope I'll keep finding <strike>cigarette butts</strike> bits of clay pipe in my flowerbeds.</span></p><p>~~~</p><p>I was wondering about some music to accompany this post too. Well, I could have given you Crackdust, the Botswanian death metal band mentioned by Andy and Lance in this episode - honestly, they're real - but how about an unexpectedly stompy glam version of the Nashville Teens' 'Tobacco Road' instead? </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/U5rdvC1UiIo" width="320" youtube-src-id="U5rdvC1UiIo"></iframe></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i>Albatross: Tobacco Road, 1975</i></p><p>(Although, if you're still curious about Crackdust...)</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YvlDju5c2Tg" width="320" youtube-src-id="YvlDju5c2Tg"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Crackdust: Mortal Decay</i></div>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-79290812940990472023-02-26T13:22:00.006+00:002023-02-26T16:13:34.455+00:00Reverting to type<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKmB3zkpOPF8hUSiEYse766aCLE6HDZPmNvb4F9-toCmawWIeY5Qa0dOJPlD5cL53zwZP5V120eyhjplYi3huJPBfcQYPG9QFMj3C8wpUzseb-dh6a_1bTbhCtxO-x851_z_7qtCaoIArfcAqp7lbGMc9nYFxwL-jHawJniAuGOZ_2aaemxhN6pRX5AA/s700/typewriter.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="520" data-original-width="700" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKmB3zkpOPF8hUSiEYse766aCLE6HDZPmNvb4F9-toCmawWIeY5Qa0dOJPlD5cL53zwZP5V120eyhjplYi3huJPBfcQYPG9QFMj3C8wpUzseb-dh6a_1bTbhCtxO-x851_z_7qtCaoIArfcAqp7lbGMc9nYFxwL-jHawJniAuGOZ_2aaemxhN6pRX5AA/s320/typewriter.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit;">Ah, the typewriter!
Like the Mouli Grater </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">and the accordion, the typewriter is one of those random
modern day objects whose combination of aesthetic and purpose just gives me a
warm, tingly feeling.</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">I love the way it
looks and sounds, I love its symbolism; it’s imbued with personal memories
too.</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">It came to mind the other day when
I stumbled across some wonderful old typewriter adverts from Olivetti – but more on those later.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit;">While we're at it, though, feast your eyes on a Mouli Grater and an accordion...</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivec2gfhPd4CeKvKOgcJ8uttUvFlYfXN9kC9jatahgj2SnlGv8vgIM9UzbR3pfTEzRO3Z5AwUWEU2YnfOggvKAzH3zXCjgPNjbDJWNyluCtEuAuV-nt0pfadPc33UV76R8KlBmtRNTnYt4Rl3_2iu6wEMO2Huqld0oqWMsZQGkoGLqU4S6ZsbSMddw4w/s1024/mouli.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="871" data-original-width="1024" height="272" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivec2gfhPd4CeKvKOgcJ8uttUvFlYfXN9kC9jatahgj2SnlGv8vgIM9UzbR3pfTEzRO3Z5AwUWEU2YnfOggvKAzH3zXCjgPNjbDJWNyluCtEuAuV-nt0pfadPc33UV76R8KlBmtRNTnYt4Rl3_2iu6wEMO2Huqld0oqWMsZQGkoGLqU4S6ZsbSMddw4w/s320/mouli.jpg" width="320" /></a> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOYeDRr5NBfsYWjs0Vi1b_DeU063-F9IBj4RDU3FhY3Grx_KvYK8bHaly_AgKcJdNuw13AoG3YoEBIv12Eg6PCy7hsXMzEjQNSDwPFWhic6gA-u-q3mKidTBnWxtgC0NzXnGGiQ8pT_fYEPAnbVY0ya4NuF6J4EDgKPnkBYc9oIxYJpNc-Bcu6XtZp4g/s1500/accordion.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1198" data-original-width="1500" height="256" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOYeDRr5NBfsYWjs0Vi1b_DeU063-F9IBj4RDU3FhY3Grx_KvYK8bHaly_AgKcJdNuw13AoG3YoEBIv12Eg6PCy7hsXMzEjQNSDwPFWhic6gA-u-q3mKidTBnWxtgC0NzXnGGiQ8pT_fYEPAnbVY0ya4NuF6J4EDgKPnkBYc9oIxYJpNc-Bcu6XtZp4g/s320/accordion.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: inherit;"><p><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></p>But back to the typewriter. My mum had a lovely manual one (I think it may have
been a Hermes, or was it an Olympia?) from as far back as I can remember.</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">It had a hard, grey, curved carrying case,
and all the usual features that give this relatively simple machine such
character.</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">The little bell that warns
you when you’re getting close to the right hand edge of your page, the long
carriage return lever with its smooth, satisfying action, and those marvellous
typebars hammering their characters onto the paper like multiple, cascading
fingers.</span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I got to know that typewriter well as a child, not just
through the clicking and clacking and tinging of my mum’s activities (she used
to offer home typing services to students and academics) but from my
own endeavours at making story books. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Learning to replace the ribbon tape properly
seemed so sophisticated, and I particularly liked the fancy double one which
had both black and red ink options.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Unlike my mum, who magically knew where everything was without looking, I ‘hunted and pecked’ at the letters, my little fingers not
always having the strength needed to imprint them hard enough.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Or I’d accidentally press a couple of the keys at the same
time, tangling the long typebars at the centre of it all, which I’d then have
to delicately prise apart.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I had to learn to touch-type the proper way years later, in
the ‘80s, after I applied for a job only to find out at the interview stage
that a pending offer depended on that particular ability. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I didn’t even own a typewriter but I really wanted
the job so I borrowed one – by this time at least a less clunky electric one –
coupled with a Pitman’s Teach Yourself Typing book, set it up on the little
table in the kitchen of our rather shabby rented flat and set about learning the
magical craft of using all the fingers on both hands correctly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s remarkable really, isn’t it, how your
brain develops this automatic ‘muscle memory’, yet if you were to ask me to consciously tell you the full keyboard layout I’d struggle.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyway, I managed it, I passed a 40wpm typing
test and got the job, and the ability to touch-type at speed has never left me.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Of course we had no
idea that just about everyone, regardless of typing skills or lessons, was going
to be using a keyboard pretty frequently in the coming years. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How do you type?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do you have to look at the letters or have
you developed your own perfectly good muscle memory technique without using all
your fingers? And did you ever choose to tap away at a typewriter for a fanzine or other pursuit, long before the days of keyboards and screens?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: inherit;">There’s a part of me that would still quite like to own a vintage
manual machine.</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">I want to hear that
bell again and slowly wind the paper onto the platen, then see a few
imperfections in the results, a slightly wonky line or a tippexed-over mistake.
</span><span style="font-family: courier;"> And of course that familiar font! </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> But using it regularly would probably frustrate
the hell out of me, never mind bruise my fingers, and it would no doubt end up dusty and neglected in a cupboard - alongside a Mouli grater and an accordion.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Anyway, here are some of those gorgeous graphic adverts for
the typewriter by Olivetti, from the ‘50s, ‘60s and ‘70s.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi08N3uNJNMxsUfQB4wZQjMSTezRdtBdmOzUtNoq2Ggu3hxJQJkeNA-8CmQx_k3ATZDWt7qk-QrADF1H4FNMjwszEzTivyx92BQcGjWy7xbvHGk5lGcdDCXYn5M0CJDNzmg6A0jSPbwuUXBG3ttpUKAMH-weRzO6zjYcMtEP5MPKSN3iXhSuXL0FHAPuQ/s827/olivetti2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="827" data-original-width="563" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi08N3uNJNMxsUfQB4wZQjMSTezRdtBdmOzUtNoq2Ggu3hxJQJkeNA-8CmQx_k3ATZDWt7qk-QrADF1H4FNMjwszEzTivyx92BQcGjWy7xbvHGk5lGcdDCXYn5M0CJDNzmg6A0jSPbwuUXBG3ttpUKAMH-weRzO6zjYcMtEP5MPKSN3iXhSuXL0FHAPuQ/w273-h400/olivetti2.jpg" width="273" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitmuXWJs6C4mqYv1LP3kibjUGVOEHV9WjlID-7fFYpq8OG0Rt9LmekB7tVxv8-LuAnx9XYU1zq8U1IHryrUN1yJ8PoIn1rHFVca0gR79FWyFdsmjoujazUix3sdGv9lsgQLaxFeYV8gdYlAMtnNJQfKmCije05G9OqEwOO5IG6KYU-hh1efKedDtwvDg/s800/olivetti50s2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="291" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBu0D0xZ3BAiDWfjLkaiPhaC7djaTPcV_Rl7FsXll1U6na2ehDJtx9EjqFELFyVaerKfPQGYwLlEx4hKgesxRJVRWIw1uwHRQF8eJ4OhvPLtfmzm8F-CxseI1BegpBTPNni6zdzIf7hvBknZZIFd-itZU-lQOFBvc_TfKSe5D33EOwk9QSK3yCL8N5NQ/s1600/bbragg1.jpg" width="291" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Billy Bragg: William Bloke</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>Some random facts about the typewriter:<o:p></o:p></i></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>The original version of a machine that impressed letters
onto paper was created in 1575 by an Italian printmaker, Francesco Rampazetto. But the first to be officially known
as a ‘typewriter’ was patented in 1868 by American inventor Christopher Latham Sholes. By 1873 he had produced 50 of these machines
but was unable to sell them; it was only
when the gun manufacturer, Remington, bought the rights in 1874 that it started to take off. The first author to submit a typed manuscript to a publisher was Mark Twain. And the longest word that can be typed using left hand letters only is 'stewardesses' (you never know when that'll come in handy).</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-89110829646832535082023-01-29T10:47:00.002+00:002023-01-29T10:50:06.673+00:00Random access memory - revisited<p> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TeDVU25Jc9U/VdeotnKrsaI/AAAAAAAAC70/SQixG5YNgWQ/s1600/television.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TeDVU25Jc9U/VdeotnKrsaI/AAAAAAAAC70/SQixG5YNgWQ/s320/television.jpg" width="311" /></a></p><div><i>Reposted in tribute to Tom Verlaine 3/12/49 - 28/1/23</i></div><div><br /></div>I heard a song the other day - I can't even remember what or where and it was barely in my consciousness - but there was a staccato guitar in it and it prompted a thought. A fleeting one - one of those that drifts in vaguely and out again quickly, like a faint wisp of smoke. "That sounds a bit like Marquee Moon" went the thought, and promptly disappeared.<br /><br />But it came back and this time it brought along a random memory - of late Summer 1977, the weather a bit like now, when I had just turned fourteen. I was venturing - half of me tentatively, and the other half of me very brazenly - into a lot of new experiences, most of which revolved around boys and punk. I'd only bought one proper grown-up album so far and was saving my pocket money for more 12" vinyl. What were they, about £2.49, something like that? I couldn't just go out and buy one, it had to be planned. So the cheapo singles bin in Martins was always worth a look in case I could pick up something for 10p, something I didn't have to scrimp for nor plan, but something I could actually take home the same day and play.<br /><br />A lot of band names were becoming familiar; I was latching on to what I thought 'fitted' the punk scene, but often without having first heard the music. I mean, bands like The Cortinas had the honour of getting their name carefully written on my school science overall in permanent black pen alongside the more obvious ones like Buzzcocks, Sex Pistols et al, even though I hadn't yet heard one track by them (the Cortinas, that is) . I got it wrong sometimes... like, I thought Dead Fingers Talk must be young, new and very raw just on the name alone... wrote that name on my school satchel too... they weren't, though, were they? And it was the same with Television. It was a name which was linked to all this new stuff I was exploring with limited means of doing so, and I imagined that they <i>must</i> be making songs at least as aggressive as White Riot or snarly as Pretty Vacant, whoever/whatever they were. So when I flicked through the cheapo singles bin in Martins and saw the 7" of 'Marquee Moon', I was quick to hand over my 10p and dead excited at the prospect of hearing it.<br /><br />I remember walkng home with it feeling really chuffed. I had to go past the petrol station which was usually a bit nerve-wracking because there were always some young guys working there and I didn't know quite how to strike that balance between feeling horribly shy and yet also wanting their attention. Just having to walk past was a big deal. Funny how you remember these odd details but I recall very vividly that this time there was a new petrol attendant there, a tall bloke with acne. He smiled at me. Actually he stared. I think I got more of a look than I really wanted. I didn't fancy him at all... but I sort of wanted him to fancy me... I smiled back. Then I immediately regretted it, in case I was giving him the come-on, which I didn't really want to even though my heart was beating fast and oh now I'd never be able to walk past that garage again. It would make it really difficult going into town because that was the main route, I'd have to take that funny detour down the other side of the hill.... oh what was I thinking..... Ha, they were confusing times, those early teens.<br /><br />Anyway, I got home, unwrapped my new purchase and put it on the turntable on the family stereogram. I was so excited.. hopeful for some thrashing chords, some fierce drumming, hadn't a clue what a song called Marquee Moon might be about, but I'd heard of <i>The Marquee.</i>..<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jlbunmCbTBA" width="320" youtube-src-id="jlbunmCbTBA"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Erm, it wasn't what I expected <i>at all. </i>It was<i> weird. </i>And the B-side was more of the same!<br /><br />So, I had to work really hard to convince myself that I could, perhaps, sort of, like it. Or I could at least <i>grow </i>to like it... one day... maybe. I played it again. My sister came downstairs and said she thought it sounded a bit like Yes. I didn't know what Yes were like but that didn't seem to me to be a good thing.<br /><br />Well, I kept the single anyway, in my little cardboard box and it stayed there. I did grow to really like it in the end, although I have to admit, it took time. And even now I can't be sure, I wonder if I like it especially because I just can't separate it from that time, that feeling, that age and stage in life, the mood it evokes... the memories. These things are so inextricably linked.<br /><br />I also got brave and walked past the petrol station again, continuing my ambivalent flirtation with a boy I didn't fancy one bit. I never grew to like him, although even then there was this naive teenage thought process which went along similar lines to my feelings about the record... like, maybe I would if I really tried... should I just keep playing him again in case....?!<br /><div><br /></div><div><i>Update 29/1/23... I've appreciated more and more in the interim years just how unique, good and influential Tom Verlaine and Television were. RIP Tom.</i></div>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-6977278330003651782023-01-13T11:34:00.003+00:002023-01-13T11:54:59.522+00:00Moving away from the pulsebeat<p>I’m so sorry that I haven’t been very present on the blogs
lately. 2023 hasn’t started out as well
as I had hoped as I’ve not been quite right for a little while; I appear to
have a flock of sparrows cheeping away inside my head. (This should surely inspire a surreal piece
of artwork some day, I can picture it now…)
They’ve been there for at least a couple of weeks – cheep cheep cheep
cheep cheep, incessantly throughout all my conscious hours, and waking me up particularly
loudly at dawn, but at least they cheep very neatly in time with my heartbeat. Normally I love the sound of sparrows, but
this – nah.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, it’s under investigation now and hopefully all will
be resolved soon. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m carrying on as
normal but it’s just making life a bit more tiring and I have to work quite
hard not to get down and anxious about it too. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s always the way, isn’t it, when you worry
of course it just risks making things worse - I should probably switch to a
life of hedonism and start drinking and taking drugs but, well, the expense…<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyway, anything that distracts from and drowns
out this pulsing sound is fantastic; I recommend standing by the washing machine on spin
cycle but, of course, music is the best thing. <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So I couldn’t help thinking of a favourite track from
one of the first albums I purchased with my pocket money.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I
was going to put some words together about it now but then I remembered that some years
ago I’d mentioned it in another post and what I wrote then still just sums it up for me:<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i>The outer sleeve of the fourth (or was it fifth?) album I ever bought was the thickest and stiffest I'd seen. The card was really sort of heavy, and had a wider than normal spine. There was a particular texture to it that made it feel different too; perhaps because of its matt silver finish.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<i><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; float: none; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">I bought it some time in 1978, can't recall exactly when, but
I remember playing it a lot and for some reason I have a specific memory of
putting it on just before heading out to a party. I was kneeling in front of
our ancient portable electric heater, a cumbersome thing, which fizzed and
popped and clicked in a rather ominous way while emitting an intense heat the
smell of burnt dust, but it was the best way to dry my hair. I simply knelt in
front of it with my head bent forward so that my hair hung upside down and then
when I looked up again, it had dried at right angles to my scalp. A light
application of egg-white then set it into spikes. I was doing all this
while listening to the two-minute genius of</span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"> Love</span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; float: none; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"> </span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Battery </span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; float: none; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">and </span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">I Don't Mind</span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; float: none; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">, etc.</span><br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;" />
<br style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;" />
<span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; float: none; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">I loved every track on that silver-sleeved album, but </span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Moving Away From The Pulsebeat </span><span style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; float: none; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-thickness: initial; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">was probably the biggest surprise to me on first
hearing and seemed like a grand finale.</span></i></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/5F7pS9lARK4" width="320" youtube-src-id="5F7pS9lARK4"></iframe></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><o:p> <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">Buzzcocks: Moving Away From The Pulsebeat </span></i></o:p><i><span style="font-size: x-small;">from 'Another Music In A Different Kitchen'</span></i></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Hope to be in more normal mode soon!<o:p></o:p></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-73808608670866830772022-12-24T12:37:00.000+00:002022-12-24T12:37:00.440+00:00Creepy compliments of the season!<p> Ah, it's that time again, and it just wouldn't be the same here without some bizarre and creepy (or really rather wonderful, depending on your viewpoint!) seasonal Victorian art to usher in the festive season:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsw2jv2uMgG_uW55UVDYoEWEGxp0vAijrVgxZSkSiEKCBMKh9oHn2wmD_xBZzfJlFrf6asRRIePIyICESnZaxY5gEtRrTrC63tDzXAaOJghwLHYc9SeNE-2w5WHmr4qhdifMNGVLMUTnqzeZnaG23199_z2eD1mc87gy1H95fz8jQVBZwsRORRNpv1Iw/s916/xmas1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="608" data-original-width="916" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsw2jv2uMgG_uW55UVDYoEWEGxp0vAijrVgxZSkSiEKCBMKh9oHn2wmD_xBZzfJlFrf6asRRIePIyICESnZaxY5gEtRrTrC63tDzXAaOJghwLHYc9SeNE-2w5WHmr4qhdifMNGVLMUTnqzeZnaG23199_z2eD1mc87gy1H95fz8jQVBZwsRORRNpv1Iw/w400-h265/xmas1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="897" data-original-width="620" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFwH-lmjNvj1FDdOFuuuKjMCp90UOzUdMUEGq4v7VPFI3CVhpwbdt7fHjQMQPN6APC1yDrlv-kavtsjUpRsu5A7N9H9RTqk7Ptu6N_gElf9fv9QOO1KTFnJR9sjVoY6OcyHXBv85MqP_C8S2RheWt-mRbSuyfBsxL_GI57VnH0PZlgCG-iSZzEybWhJQ/w276-h400/xmas3.jpg" width="276" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEoKmiItvdpFILUdx1jVK-0-vyWCWdXBje4BXA7AQD1FyWNR_PHx91g-77HIsrjzIG6aXO-clz6sHR4lyhIq-_elXpZVjlA_-s-L9Ilu_Q-E8VJSVKwGmePDynFOA-r9DaR_fHH40XTHXMskMt7fitjbeCUV7fbHMWda8VDrSajRKfKWcHUhLl_dEoRA/s700/xmas4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="521" data-original-width="700" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEoKmiItvdpFILUdx1jVK-0-vyWCWdXBje4BXA7AQD1FyWNR_PHx91g-77HIsrjzIG6aXO-clz6sHR4lyhIq-_elXpZVjlA_-s-L9Ilu_Q-E8VJSVKwGmePDynFOA-r9DaR_fHH40XTHXMskMt7fitjbeCUV7fbHMWda8VDrSajRKfKWcHUhLl_dEoRA/w400-h297/xmas4.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAEZ-5bSbjBvdRn5EkAn8xlubItxpT1ox-5sWFAAMDr4rgPiBuOJx0FjprX6HyVZC5JNwxvt8Kn9mZFcC_wyT9F9pTevTWZ46-dflcA3AXcQAvx8Zv4mAb1inYcRwDixtIPqqYFkiGvKfqsh_8BKwF4AsxRVrqn69jFBby2WV8JaBpf-Nfglpcneynhw/s735/xmas8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="496" data-original-width="735" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAEZ-5bSbjBvdRn5EkAn8xlubItxpT1ox-5sWFAAMDr4rgPiBuOJx0FjprX6HyVZC5JNwxvt8Kn9mZFcC_wyT9F9pTevTWZ46-dflcA3AXcQAvx8Zv4mAb1inYcRwDixtIPqqYFkiGvKfqsh_8BKwF4AsxRVrqn69jFBby2WV8JaBpf-Nfglpcneynhw/w400-h270/xmas8.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p>Wishing you all a warm and peaceful Christmas time whatever you do and thank you, as always, for being there x</p><p><br /></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-59941398471323971122022-12-18T15:52:00.004+00:002022-12-18T18:26:29.260+00:00Abstract moment of the week #13<p>Oh dear. I have a conundrum and I just don’t know where to
turn for the answer. I’ve tried so many possibilities
over and over in my brain, but to no avail.
And you know how it is sometimes, these things play on your mind, they won’t
go away, they keep nagging at you and you feel as if you can’t settle until you
can get to the solution. But I just can’t
crack it. So here I am, wondering if there’s
any chance that someone reading this blog may be able to help.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Bread<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Clothes<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Jam<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Sweets <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Chips<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Here’s the conundrum:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span><i>What on earth is the question in common with all the above that made 100 people when surveyed give them as answers as the first thing they thought of?! (And in order of popularity.)<o:p></o:p></i></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I guess that’s what happens when you’re channel-surfing on TV and come
across the last few seconds of a round in an archive episode of <i>Family Fortunes</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Never mind the floral dresses that look like
they’re made from care home curtains, nor the fluffy perms, oversized suits and
impersonations of Mavis from <i>Corrie</i>…. even those weren’t enough to
distract from the conundrum in front of me: a complete set of answers but no
clue about the question.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Any ideas? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I mean, clothes and jam?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What could possibly connect them? And chips?<o:p></o:p></p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-18889137193145437602022-12-02T08:00:00.000+00:002022-12-02T08:00:33.816+00:00"Excuse me - do you sell records here?"<p> By way of light relief as these dismal Winter days close in on us I’d like
to take you to a time and place – a very specific time and place. It's 1987 and it’s an independent record shop - sound good? Maybe you’re imagining a rather
poky but inviting establishment in a creaky old building - dimly lit with its walls papered
in cool, eye-catching posters, a slight, oddly alluring smell of damp emanating
from its alcoves, and every available space filled with racks of promising vinyl
delights through which you could rummage for hours…</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I’m so sorry to disappoint you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Those were the kind of record shops I’d like to visit but the one I actually worked in during the mid-'80s was somewhat different.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Imagine instead a fairly open area, I suppose it would be called a ‘retail unit’, on the first floor of a busy modern shopping
centre. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Harshly lit and with its high
walls painted bright green, it was sited next to the pedestrian entrance of a
multi-storey car park and right opposite the public toilets. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ooh, a prime location!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But, for all the less than joyous aspects of
working there, it was for the most part an interesting, quite enviable job and
the staff were great.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We were great to
each other and we were great to all the lovely, enthusiastic, friendly, genuine
customers with their hunger for Creation label singles and obscure reissues,
etc., who thankfully outnumbered a fair few rude and difficult arseholes we
also had to serve (or occasionally kick out). <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was hard to be
great to them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But what none of them, not
the nice ones nor the nasty ones, ever knew, was that we also kept notes of some of
the items our customers asked for.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Honestly, you need some little amusing highlights when you’ve
been on your feet all day in a petrol-infused draught handing over copies of the latest Phil Collins album to a seemingly endless queue on a busy Saturday, so please forgive us.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Really, </span>we weren’t being scornful or sniggering or unkind. We just…
well…we just needed a few quiet laughs away from the demands at the counter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> (I'm sure this goes on in more shops than we'd care to imagine.) </span>So we started keeping a list of the most
delightful requests, a list that ended up running into several pages.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The thing with these requests was that they weren’t
<i>quite </i>right – they were the misheard song titles, confused artist names, wrongly remembered albums (amid other enquiries about TDK chromosome tapes and replacements for faulty "kinky" records.) As I always loved drawing it was just
impossible to resist putting together a few visuals too so, a short while before
I left my job there back in 1987, I picked out some of my favourites and compiled
them into an A5 booklet with some silly little accompanying illustrations, and named it, ‘Excuse Me – Do You Sell Records Here?’
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Incredibly, t</span>hat had been a genuine question too.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">35 years later and, amazingly, I’ve still got the booklet.
So, if you'd like to, please travel back with me to the mid-1980s and take up your position as a sales assistant in that record shop, and see what you would make
of some of these requests. Here are some of those depictions with only the mistaken titles/names a customer actually used
when asking for them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Please f</span>eel free to suggest what they should be - they're hopefully not too hard!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrUYM3xCj_89sKJKyo4x2xgM8PLHYxy60GPsQ3-VOohryIqn5-nO-Rsu1nETVH4yQ4cvcdkAVdLN_CGpqdU2yqGUILudZymFKF7ln5PMeItktoaxc5QQhaLkdynH5ZEiumWDYFUMbjqTTIzAw55tKSkn32pKDAi03CNtm_QDKfKK9I8hRoqjbKl6ud7g/s1662/emdysrh1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1662" data-original-width="1174" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrUYM3xCj_89sKJKyo4x2xgM8PLHYxy60GPsQ3-VOohryIqn5-nO-Rsu1nETVH4yQ4cvcdkAVdLN_CGpqdU2yqGUILudZymFKF7ln5PMeItktoaxc5QQhaLkdynH5ZEiumWDYFUMbjqTTIzAw55tKSkn32pKDAi03CNtm_QDKfKK9I8hRoqjbKl6ud7g/s320/emdysrh1.jpg" width="226" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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in Edinburgh, sitting across the table from me in a pub in Rose Street that
warm June night, our lovely pal <a href="http://unthoughtofthoughsomehow.blogspot.com/">The Swede</a> unexpectedly passed me a large envelope.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">What a sweet surprise!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Inside were a couple of things that he thought would interest me and he
was, of course, quite right.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As a lover
of art, illustration and unusual historical/cultural artefacts, I was
fascinated by the mysterious little book I pulled out from the brown paper package: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>’JOY-TIME’ ! (I can’t help thinking it sounds
a bit like the title of a seventies soft porn mag, the sort you’d find, as a
curious adolescent, stuffed into a bin in a park during the school holidays and
be somewhat horrified but equally intrigued by. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But enough of my memories.)<o:p></o:p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisJ86ueRbSqrAwNU9EiXOwyDlt7Pyqv-3XUTe51_vj3k6G0obPykYVy42hienQB9YWXN2ocP8o01mpE2xSGZqHBE18uboggfwN8DXSdFa6Ie01ckmZb5ESUc91NRkIZM72kyQ9piXRCdOi47KbzgWXXwMmoPn6okZzXj2RSxKqxYbBbUNlv2kdQPe_og/s1760/JT1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1760" data-original-width="1142" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisJ86ueRbSqrAwNU9EiXOwyDlt7Pyqv-3XUTe51_vj3k6G0obPykYVy42hienQB9YWXN2ocP8o01mpE2xSGZqHBE18uboggfwN8DXSdFa6Ie01ckmZb5ESUc91NRkIZM72kyQ9piXRCdOi47KbzgWXXwMmoPn6okZzXj2RSxKqxYbBbUNlv2kdQPe_og/w260-h400/JT1.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><p class="MsoNormal">When I look at long-forgotten and probably, at the time,
quite throwaway items like this, aimed at a very young audience, it sets off a whole host of questions.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m thinking it must be from the early 1960s –
but what would a child think of it now?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Would
they be able to make sense of these pictures easily?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The art style (with no artist credit) is really striking, with its
limited inks and flat colour overlays.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Each
open spread alternates between pages of orange and green only, and blue and red
only, with the effect of creating one darker tone where needed from the two colours printed
on top of each other. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It looks simple,
but having done a bit of screen-printing in the past, I know it takes a fair
bit of working out and planning.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There’s
a lot of clever use of white ('negative') space too.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLW3TsL3uzSCDHY-jd5NWo9E5OWm3Tx27JonqBdJsPLOh4BfC4NSBNJiEvwx6oXHfYAPFaA26OLdJsrxLeOYwKiOG6MzGxdWkrq05TAx4lBB6aLxQ1ZXgvgmVJcAUHNwVuD-AvLmcEtFdV9X_iCHRXXqp1_SNi33UZMdkjX63pgkoinvuURIP0ewGEvg/s1757/JT2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1757" data-original-width="1144" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLW3TsL3uzSCDHY-jd5NWo9E5OWm3Tx27JonqBdJsPLOh4BfC4NSBNJiEvwx6oXHfYAPFaA26OLdJsrxLeOYwKiOG6MzGxdWkrq05TAx4lBB6aLxQ1ZXgvgmVJcAUHNwVuD-AvLmcEtFdV9X_iCHRXXqp1_SNi33UZMdkjX63pgkoinvuURIP0ewGEvg/w260-h400/JT2.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI3JrG1Y4BeivfFUKRuzeUpNdbYVCtV2jYmqdEJxuLSTmSXyi15DX7AjSzt-FbR4gxqq851rG_aiXvbb8epDn3GPumUC_zyG4_9e0k5UuRVp9eQNZKrVLOlE86knpHAdlXld51bZupoM47l9-CnJTp5YksVF0dX534PyaBCC4y2OZcW7DUqkYWfMUrWA/s1754/JT3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1754" data-original-width="1134" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI3JrG1Y4BeivfFUKRuzeUpNdbYVCtV2jYmqdEJxuLSTmSXyi15DX7AjSzt-FbR4gxqq851rG_aiXvbb8epDn3GPumUC_zyG4_9e0k5UuRVp9eQNZKrVLOlE86knpHAdlXld51bZupoM47l9-CnJTp5YksVF0dX534PyaBCC4y2OZcW7DUqkYWfMUrWA/w259-h400/JT3.jpg" width="259" /></a></div><p class="MsoNormal">The illustrations might even seem a little scary, a little stark, to a
child of today. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We mostly flood our books now
with bright, warm colours and cuteness, not red shadows and blue hair. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And, you know what, I’m reminded (a little) of
this style of tone-reduced / screenprinted artwork too, who’d have thought it?!…</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPr1Bw22f4cMm5idbs3VJsCyp7Y2nbyxIQyseaaroBb8czQLCt3gjHDl-U50a4Rwp4scytFQIBuKJrSJlaTxZWN9AGYbq0AX8L-E_5nLPh8_cqlUZqRfbJH4X9KCZaq2FEzxn2YO9FqPiP0UIagMB8KTSfy0GPfui8fjxjTNRUgueQCwyHXt2DW28X3A/s1139/clashcoverback.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1126" data-original-width="1139" height="316" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPr1Bw22f4cMm5idbs3VJsCyp7Y2nbyxIQyseaaroBb8czQLCt3gjHDl-U50a4Rwp4scytFQIBuKJrSJlaTxZWN9AGYbq0AX8L-E_5nLPh8_cqlUZqRfbJH4X9KCZaq2FEzxn2YO9FqPiP0UIagMB8KTSfy0GPfui8fjxjTNRUgueQCwyHXt2DW28X3A/s320/clashcoverback.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p class="MsoNormal">… as well as a certain controversial Seditionaries ‘Cowboys’ design T-shirt which
I won’t reproduce here.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">But away from such adult themes and back to JOY-TIME.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What about the words?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Some of the phrases really bring home
the way language has inevitably changed.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkgzrK7nh5AyH9bVHOrvTYFhn9NjcJjx4nbbyvpWhuRGDpB2hLJSj9kBoW8p2-g3j217ic0G36ip0KkrTrwbP34ajnpRNCO6PalZS3hpPdu9PSo25NbUn1zsbw1MZ848tYZgBeBAeXW-t2cQsx0BrC6vpwYWV16AaDuJiLQ87UNGyIzCdNSxrMT6sMyA/s1753/jt4.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1753" data-original-width="1144" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkgzrK7nh5AyH9bVHOrvTYFhn9NjcJjx4nbbyvpWhuRGDpB2hLJSj9kBoW8p2-g3j217ic0G36ip0KkrTrwbP34ajnpRNCO6PalZS3hpPdu9PSo25NbUn1zsbw1MZ848tYZgBeBAeXW-t2cQsx0BrC6vpwYWV16AaDuJiLQ87UNGyIzCdNSxrMT6sMyA/w261-h400/jt4.jpg" width="261" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd6uHc2Ni4mLGzBt-e-_HLIMyzJX8d5xPH0T_nVQbmkW7lVnoXAO3oqhlCYdc_YzS2phfdKPtGakZfZpRTAfEIqbuDkw8l9jXJZLFhrs0O2aevTKlE3ahfdcy7iG7ztD4HTAlwLheXHLAbA411lg2OIdSoncolcrM9nr8Df2chz-U5wBa76usmgds_qQ/s1754/jt5.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1754" data-original-width="1120" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd6uHc2Ni4mLGzBt-e-_HLIMyzJX8d5xPH0T_nVQbmkW7lVnoXAO3oqhlCYdc_YzS2phfdKPtGakZfZpRTAfEIqbuDkw8l9jXJZLFhrs0O2aevTKlE3ahfdcy7iG7ztD4HTAlwLheXHLAbA411lg2OIdSoncolcrM9nr8Df2chz-U5wBa76usmgds_qQ/w255-h400/jt5.jpg" width="255" /></a></div><p></p><p class="MsoNormal">This is probably my favourite page below. Not just because I’m a fan of ‘Birdies’ but
it’s the very graphic use of those two ink colours and the areas of blank paper that I especially like here.
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Notice the bird swooping top left and
the one in the middle at the bottom – just formed from negative space, a difficult technique to pull off. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The blue shadow shapes too give just the right
gravity.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And the way the outline of the
girl’s legs are red on one side, blue on the other, which we instinctively know
to translate as light and dark.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Sorry, but </span>I get a bit of a kick from noticing this stuff
- thinking about the way the artist’s brain works and trying to help mine!</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglxq8AXfwOfjCt49AiPBo1Ictcc217TrQVnpF4UIKNm0u3VXZxKhPWreDSwsQoZrppZKUTmahcsVpBZqdb9l30R_XZLcl1YN0V1UWo1Fm9S8yyjBiPCJYMZAfb9rkpNm18xp7fAmZAN7JA2k2zgFXoHKIfvTJk-Szv0Im0XVfvV03HhnNhIiSA2U7_Gg/s1754/Nov26$06.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1754" data-original-width="1126" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglxq8AXfwOfjCt49AiPBo1Ictcc217TrQVnpF4UIKNm0u3VXZxKhPWreDSwsQoZrppZKUTmahcsVpBZqdb9l30R_XZLcl1YN0V1UWo1Fm9S8yyjBiPCJYMZAfb9rkpNm18xp7fAmZAN7JA2k2zgFXoHKIfvTJk-Szv0Im0XVfvV03HhnNhIiSA2U7_Gg/w256-h400/Nov26$06.JPG" width="256" /></a></div><p class="MsoNormal">Of course these pages were never intended to be critiqued
sixty-odd years on from their creation.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>They were just made to delight, to soothe, educate and gently stir the
imagination of babies and toddlers, born, as I was, into a world where there were
no CBeebies or Kindle Kids.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I very much hope that the baby Swede enjoyed it then too as much as I do now - even if for very different reasons... (And many thanks again.)</p>Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.com14