Friday, 2 January 2026

Snippets

I'm terrible, I love earwigging other people's conversations; it's not hard when I'm on my own on a train, for instance.  It can be quite captivating and distracting and, give or take a noisy tunnel or two, you often get the whole conversation and a feel for the dynamic between those involved.  On a journey a few months back I couldn't help but hear the discourse between two young men sitting opposite me, obviously colleagues, where they started off very lightly discussing the football match they were on their way to. This to me was terribly boring but then the dialogue took a detour to one of their girlfriends and the awful time she'd had healthwise - suddenly I was party to this intimacy, the dark and difficult stuff of countless hospital visits and the diagnosis of a brain tumour.  I'm glad to report that by the time they departed the carriage I'd gathered that she was doing very well and that the tumour was benign. But it really made me think.  Another I remember hearing was the woman who kept reading bits out of the paper to her partner - a fascinating piece on the origin of cornrows is one I recall - determined to pique his interest somehow (she did mine!), but he only ever replied with indifferent grunts.  And then there was an analysis of the year's Glastonbury footage, where one of the two teenage boys talking about it seemed determined to belittle and show up the other for his presumed lack of musical knowledge.  "Name me two songs by her, then" he demanded with a definite flicker of spite in his voice when his companion dared to say he rather liked Lana Del Rey.  Funny how these things still stick in my mind.


But there's also a strange appeal to those moments when you just catch a short excerpt, disconnected from context, when words drift by you fleetingly.  No beginning, no end, just a fragment of a middle.  Living by a road where people walk directly past the windows from time to time (not a main thoroughfare, but a route liked by dog-walkers and others just out for a stroll) I'll sometimes catch a stray sentence or two through an open fanlight.  I heard such a good one earlier this morning that it inspired me to think: why not jot some down?! For no reason other than that they have a brief, inexplicable charm - and I'm such a fan of the delightfully random, which is exactly what today's overheard conversation snippet is, verbatim:

"...and occasionally, like I say, we've had dinosaur legs."

What a lovely thing to wonder about! That's my 2026 notebook started, then.



15 comments:

  1. Overheard on an Amtrak train in the US some years ago: "It is like a pork and beans thermometer. Not a lot of pork and beans but a lot of changes in temperature".

    I have never worked out what the "it" was.

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    1. Ha, love it - I can't even begin to hazard a guess! But I did find this (never knew such a thing existed):
      https://www.etsy.com/listing/4322190327/vintage-campbell-soup-pork-and-beans

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  2. It's amazing the amount of personal conversations I overhear at work, when I'm busy filling shelves. I'm sure that because I'm staff, people think I'm somehow oblivious to what's going on around me.

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    1. Ooh yes, I bet you do - and I bet it's not all got to do with price of fish!

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  3. I love this- random overheard bits of conversation are brilliant. Always mean to write some of them down

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    1. I'm going to try and remember to keep a note of the best ones. It could become a very Dadaist project!

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  4. Perhaps use them as dialogue in a short two-hander play, you would be hailed as the new Beckett.

    Maybe also have musical accompaniment consisting of a lone concertina. You need to put it to some use if you're not playing it in Alyson's Riot Grrl band.

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  5. Hey, we've all had dinosaur legs at some point, surely?

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  6. Hi C.
    Happy new year. Great thread this one.

    I like the idea of concertina accompaniment. Trains are the best place for eavesdropping. We are going to be interrailing for the month of March and I expect to become attuned to all conversations in English as I hope they will have rarity value. If I play a concertina phrase on my phone when there is a juicy morsel hopefully I can get away without incurring a mal mot or a black eye. Carry on.

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    1. Hi Ben, Happy New Year to you too.
      The interrailing sounds great! - Yes, keep your ears peeled for those conversational gems on those long journeys. If you speak (or at least understand) any other languages too this could become a great intercontinental art project (think big!)

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  7. Gosh C you've been busy since the new year dawned - just spotted these new posts now.

    Yes, love listening in to conversations on buses, trains etc but also conscious of the fact when I travel with Mr WIAA our conversations are overheard. I was once travelling down to Edinburgh on the bus when an engineer came to install my mum's new boiler. Because I controlled her finances she couldn't pay on the day, so she phoned me in a panic. I had to phone multiple places to organise the paying of the bill and the installation. By the time we got to Edinburgh it was in, but I had given out her debit card details for everyone on the bus to hear. No harm came of it thankfully and one of my old bosses who was also on the boss, told me I had handled it all very well in the circumstances!

    Good luck with the notebook and great clips!

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    1. I've been "feeling it" again at last - the urge to write/blog more - so hopefully I can keep it up. Didn't want to make it a NY Resolution as such, but in a way it is!
      Yes, great point about being overheard yourself. I find it really embarrassing ever having to make a phone call on public transport, as I've joked so often about listening to other people do so, but sometimes you have no choice as in your case. That's a horrible situation to be in, having to give out bank details! Glad it was all ok. Perhaps someone should invent a little soundproof individual pod thing you could pull over your head for privacy in such circumstances...
      I've not heard any more to add to my notebook since writing this but must try to remember to keep it with me when travellling - could be a few gems on the way to and from Leeds this Summer?!

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