Sunday 25 February 2024

7 Teen seconds

I found myself feeling all unexpectedly soppy and fondly reminiscent about something on telly the other day.  I was watching one of those repeats of old Top of the Pops episodes being aired by BBC Four, this particular one being from 7th February 1980.  The line-up encapsulated the period perfectly - an eclectic mixture including The Selecter and The Specials alongside Queen and Cliff Richard, *AC/DC, The Chords and The Tourists.  What a delightful pot-pourri of pop, with a couple of exposed hairy chests, some pork pie hats and a peculiar horsetail (?) head-dress thrown in for good measure (I leave you to work out who wore what), but the act that really did it for me - and I was surprised at the effect they had all these years later - was The Regents, performing '7 Teen'.

Ah... what a time.  It was the year I was going to turn 7teen too, so there was that connection, and I really did like the song - just not quite enough to buy it.  But the thing that really got me on seeing it now was the reminder that it was a time when you could be the lead vocalist in a band and go on-stage on a TV show wearing a non-descript red sweatshirt type top and tape a couple of home-made 'pad' things onto your shoulders.  Like epaulettes.  But stuck on with white gaffer tape.  And your two backing vocalists were fresh-looking and un-self conscious, having the time of their lives, ramping up the silliness with their unpretentious charm, as if they were just playing around in front of a bedroom mirror.  I could imagine going to college with them - I love the thought that we could've been mates and found myself envisioning them rehearsing in the lunch-hour; the  naive, swaying back-and-forth, side-to-side dancing that we all did - getting the giggles.  Oh!  I want to be in The Regents!

You also have to love a song which includes the words "she's a beautiful mutation" (so new wave!) and if they could only have got away with it I wish they could have performed it with its original mention of "a permanent erection".  That was how it was first released in 1979 but (of course) an alternative censored version needed to be issued to ensure its radio play (and subsequent hit status) so we lost the erection to a permanent reaction...  All good, though.  

Anyway, I do like it when you've forgotten or pretty much dismissed something from the past and then it sneaks up and surprises you in the sweetest of ways.  When it takes you back and makes you smile and reminisce affectionately, even though it also reminds you that that particular time is never to return.  And when it makes you just want to watch it and hear it again...

The Regents: 7 Teen

*Special mention must also go to a particular line in AC/DC's 'Touch Too Much' which was shown in this episode:

"She had the face of an angel, smiling with sin, the body of Venus with arms"  With arms.

21 comments:

  1. I remember thinking back then that there was nothing wrong with '7 Teen' that a bit of concertina wouldn't fix.

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  2. I watched the same episode, on Friday night, and had a very similar reaction- the home made costume, the backing singers looking like they were in their rooms singing into hairbrushes, the way the word mutation jumped out. So untutored and unstyled. A different time.

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    1. Ah, you completely got it too - and you're so right with the words 'untutored and unstyled'. I miss that.

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    1. Or plus one?
      18 with a Bullet

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    2. All good stuff, thank you JM and CC, but 7Teen's the one for me!

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  4. I remember the song but couldn't have told you who sang it.
    Thanks

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    1. It's one of those songs, isn't it? - just *in* there.

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  5. I have that on vinyl somewhere, I think. Also... "with arms" - genius!

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    1. Do you have the picture sleeve, I wonder? love it - so basic/DIY, perfect for the song and band.
      As for that AC/DC lyrics, that bit really tickled me, I don't know how Bon Scott sang it with a straight face (mind you, having said that, he never really did have a straight face, he always had a rather mischievous expression)

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  6. Class. Pop seemed like something everyone could do back then.

    I approve of that ACDC line too.

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    1. Yes - I think it seemed like everyone could do it as you say, but somehow there was also more of a natural filter - you had to have a certain *something*, and the Regents had it...

      I realised on checking the ACDC lyrics later that the clip they showed had been edited, they didn't include:
      "She wanted it hard
      And wanted it fast
      She liked it done medium rare"

      Oh, what were they like?!

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  7. Also missed this one (I may have stopped avidly watching TOTP by 1980). Thanks for posting - love it so much I have just bought a copy - with pic sleeve - on Discogs!

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  8. ... and I will now forever think of you when I play it!

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    1. Haha, thanks - glad to have been of service!

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  9. Lovely writing from you as ever and I can just imagine you at 17 joining in with the Regents on 7 Teen. For some reason they, and their song, passed me by so I couldn't have seen that particular episode as I know I would have remembered those Blue Peterish epaulettes. They don't make tops like that nowadays mores the pity.

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    1. Thanks Alyson - shame it passed you by at the time; I think the song was especially vivid to me because I was the right age. Ah, "Blue Peterish", I like that - good old sticky back plastic! I also like the way the vocalist is on the verge of smiling a few times, and just at the end when Steve Wright comes back on, look out for him waving his arms in the air and falling down. It's lovely to see performers not taking themselves too seriously...

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  10. That final paragraph is marvellous. Simply marvellous. I remember the song 7-Teen but not the name of the band. Always thought the tune was a bit of a Joe Jackson rip-off....

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    1. Hi JC, lovely to see you and thanks! I hadn't thought about it being Joe Jackson-ish until this but now you've come to mention it...

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