Sunday 16 November 2014

Girl Crush Sunday #4

It's time for another instalment of Girl Crush Sunday and I'm in a playful mood.

Today is a double helping and as I'm feeling a little frolicsome let's not play it straight (no pun intended); instead, shall we put a little twist on it?

First up...

I don't even know her name. But, in keeping with recent conversations on here and on other blogs about the beauty and infinite mystique of old photos, I want to offer a place to

  'Secretary at West German Radio Station, Cologne'

as photographed by August Sander in 1931. Her androgyny is striking. To my mind there's a resemblance to Brett Anderson, which is probably why she caught my eye. There's more to this photo than shades of Suede, though... something in her expression and the pose, the loosely held cigarette, the dress, the haircut and of course the knowledge that we have no more knowledge than this. I could hang a name on her: Helga, or Claudia, Uta or Gertrud...? No, not Gertrud.  Maybe Dagmar? Her voice, surely, is deep and smoky, typically Teutonic.  I can smell the cigarette mixed with the faint scent of her fragrance – something like jasmine, dabbed on her neck from a small, dark violet bottle. She is intelligent, artistic, ambitious and self-reliant. Loves fashion, owns a large dog. GSOH. Dirty laugh.  She was perhaps none of those things, but the illusion is mine, and yours, to create.





Secondly...

Anne Hegarty

Dear Anne

Whenever I casually flick through the TV channels with a vacant mind whilst drinking a cup of tea, I always seem to stumble upon an episode of 'The Chase'. And, suddenly, I find myself yearning to see you – you, only you, dear 'Frosty Knickers'. I don't want to see the other 'Chasers', I want to see the mischievous look in your eyes and the way you force your mouth to turn down at the corners to maintain your steely superiority even though I can tell that you secretly long to smile, to laugh, to say something kind. Perhaps you might say something kind to me if I were to blush at the question, "In what sport does Fanny Chmelar compete for Germany?" 

Oh, dear 'Governess', there is something oddly compelling about your schoolmistress demeanour combined with the impressively vast extent of your knowledge that makes me want to stay tuned in to this cheap quiz show forever. Will you be my 'Girl Crush Sunday'? Just for a laugh... that is, if I can make you do so, simply to hear you betray the tight bonds of your public persona with your Mancunian chuckle. I may not share your intellect but I know the Latin name for a wren, the capital of Slovakia and now, thanks to 'The Chase' I know that Fanny Chmelar is an alpine skier. We could have dinner together - do you like Thai? - and discuss the merits of the photography of August Sander...



15 comments:

  1. I love August Sander! She does look a bit like Brett Anderson. And a bit Bowie around the mouth. Also I love the idea of Girl Crush Sunday, might have to steal that one weekend...

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    1. Oh yes you're right, definitely Bowie. GCS was just one of those daft ideas for when I haven't got much to write, although I seem to have written a fair bit here anyway. Feel free to 'steal'!

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  2. I thought of Bowie, too (for the German lady, not Anne). Of course, both are strikingly lovely in their own ways. I, too, am an Anne fan. She strikes me as a jolly good sport. I'm a regular watcher of 'The Chase' and have a soft spot for all the 'chasers'. Old Bradders seem nice, too. Now, take me off to 30's Germany to spend smoky evenings with Dagmar (or maybe she's Helmut??!!)..

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    1. Haha, yes perhaps she is Helmut...! In the top photo she looks quite a bit morel more masculine than Bowie in his dress...

      Another Anne fan! Brilliant! Yes Bradley seems nice too and I hadn't really expected that for some reason. Plus the questions are quite challenging. What's not to like?!

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  3. Wow, I really thought the first lady was Bowie before I read your piece. An incredible likeness and hard to shake off once it's in your head. Lovely photos too.
    I saw The Chase a few times when I was staying with my Mum 4 or 5 years ago, but I don't remember Anne. Perhaps it was before her time.

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    1. I think it's the bone structure, isn't it? And the 'high' nose. I'm particularly struck by how contemporary she looks - we've said this before - I suppose it's the recycling of looks from previous eras, like the haircut.

      Treat yourself to an episode of The Chase with Anne in one day if you can!

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    1. Oh no, that's put me right off! I'd far rather think of Brett and Bowie, perhaps for obvious reasons...

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    2. You're hot for Pee Wee Herman...deal with it.

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    3. Oh dear no. Now if he enters my dreams uninvited like certain other people we'll not mention again I'll have you to blame.

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  5. Brilliant stuff. She is very striking.

    swiss adam

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    1. There's a great Sander photo of an aviator I like too! :-)

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  6. Love it....would not mind a date with any of these gals....especially frosty herself. Saying that the Sinha Man is my favourite

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    1. Ah - another Frosty fan! You're making my day.

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