Well, I wonder about these things a bit too much really, so something had to be done, which involved a lot of fiddly cutting and pasting and cloning and stitching in the SDS laboratory after the hours of darkness. (There's probably an App somewhere that does it instantly but where's the fun in that?!)
There were so many options to choose from. I mean, who (allegedly) had the covert couplings that could have possibly resulted in these strangely androgynous offspring?
I'd love to know who you suspect. The DNA results will be in next week.