It's not that I have giant hands
The tiniest, teeniest, exquisitely perfect, miniature baby snails.
I'm in love.
The hollyhocks and honeysuckle in the garden thrive whilst my snails turn their attention to leaf litter and weeds (ground elder in this case), so they can stay here. Which is what they'll probably do anyway, seeing as garden snails are now known to have strong homing instincts.