Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Natural blonde

Puzzled woman to husband as they drive along the motorway, and she notices the big illuminated 'Q' sign ahead of them: "Errr... that's weird... what could that stand for?"

Woman to friend as she opens a pack of wax strips and looks at the sticky coating: "Hmm...what is this stuff ?"

The same woman also responded with complete bewilderment at first when an acquaintance asked her, "How's your week been?".  She had no idea what a weak bean was, nor why she was being asked about one.

This is my hair:


I hope it explains the above.

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    1. Exactly, Yve. I make myself cringe.

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  2. Yikes! How's your weak bean? Love it!

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    1. Embarrassing, isn't it? In my defence, though, she had a very posh accent and she did sort of run the words together, putting the emphasis on 'been'.

      I know, I know, not that convincing really....

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  3. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?


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    1. Even if I knew the answer to that one, e.f., I'm too smart to let on that I do ;-)

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    2. You shine a flashlight in her ears...budumpbumptssssss.

      Sorry...that was bad. I got a lotta bad jokes.

      Given my own propensity for being confused by the obvious...I take it as evidence of a higher intelligence. Can't be bothered with the mundane. I have people for that.

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    3. I'll forgive ya that one!
      I like that about the higher intelligence. I have endless evidence to prove that very point.

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  4. But what DID the Q sign mean??

    Oh, hold on...I get it...

    KK (bottle blonde)

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    1. Exactly, OPC. I'm glad it's not just me who doesn't know. Presumably just a bean that's not very strong..?

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  6. Like Grandad from Leeds used to say, "There's nowt wrong wi' bein daft". Well, unless you find yourself eating the odd-tasting raisins off the sticky paper!

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    1. Ah, thank you, those Northerners have a lovely way of straight speaking! I like that.
      I hope I never find myself eating those 'raisins' - or, if I ever do, let's just hope I don't like them...

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    1. That's a very polite way of putting it, thank you!

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