tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post6977779306623908309..comments2024-03-27T11:18:59.924+00:00Comments on Sun Dried Sparrows: Snog, marry, avoidChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-41074249273776036762014-02-26T21:45:31.372+00:002014-02-26T21:45:31.372+00:00Oh thank you, Swiss Adam - and thanks too for drop...Oh thank you, Swiss Adam - and thanks too for dropping by. Glad you've enjoyed a look around and I appreciate you saying that (I felt the same on visiting Bagging Area).<br /><br />You do right not to even contemplate the politicians; I did feel a little queasy about the ones on offer to me too...<br /><br />Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-9956773167055580402014-02-26T19:23:26.513+00:002014-02-26T19:23:26.513+00:00I've just lost a good half hour scrolling thro...I've just lost a good half hour scrolling through your back pages- there is some very entertaining and well written stuff here and I 'm making mental notes to come back and read properly. <br /><br />For the record- I'd marry Emma Willis, snog Pink (I suppose) and avoid Emma Bunton. The three politicians I can't even contemplate at the moment- t's not long since I've eaten. And the missing Paul Simonon is surely the one everyone would go for, male or female. Swiss Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13119322217065850020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-8833090125451772622014-02-23T22:10:07.388+00:002014-02-23T22:10:07.388+00:00Haha, we don't see much of Eccles, do we?! I ...Haha, we don't see much of Eccles, do we?! I was going to suggest Gloria, Gail or Mary!Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-48145031656719347642014-02-23T18:18:25.389+00:002014-02-23T18:18:25.389+00:00Tina-cute.boring,over tanned,Eccles needs more exp...Tina-cute.boring,over tanned,Eccles needs more exposure but I.m in love, Anna, bores my arse off. Old Pa's Cornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367815328789444775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-5720245228456527692014-02-22T18:49:03.224+00:002014-02-22T18:49:03.224+00:00You could never be annoying!
But I think my Russel...You could never be annoying!<br />But I think my Russell Brand is to you what your Rachel Riley is to me! I much prefer Ms Dent, she manages to have that irrestible flair for being demurely dirty (what are we like?)<br />I'd like them both at the wedding though - I'm sure Nick would too, bridesmaids perhaps.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-60802463375528433232014-02-22T17:49:21.700+00:002014-02-22T17:49:21.700+00:00Can I be annoying and just say that as much as I h...Can I be annoying and just say that as much as I have admiration for Ms. Dent, surely, Countdown is all about Rachel Riley? Obvious, I know, but I'm a big fan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-31332048984462316982014-02-22T14:12:35.738+00:002014-02-22T14:12:35.738+00:00Hehe...although I'm not sure how we'd feel...Hehe...although I'm not sure how we'd feel about being pinned down by any of the above candidates...(no, Boris, not now please)Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-53904317583071734202014-02-22T14:09:58.368+00:002014-02-22T14:09:58.368+00:00It *might* have something to do with the eyes, yes...It *might* have something to do with the eyes, yes...<br /><br />I'm not sure that Britney's school uniform would fit you, but if it gets you out of snogging Cher...<br /><br />Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-66334979236559962792014-02-22T13:02:37.789+00:002014-02-22T13:02:37.789+00:00Simonon left out very deliberately, it's those...Simonon left out very deliberately, it's those brooding eyes isn't it ! Could be worse, I could have included Terry Chimes.... And if I can't have a time machine then I'm afraid Cher goes on the avoid list - just have to snog Madonna (as long as she doesn't talk, or dance) and pretend I'm Britney Spears...Bel Mondohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06614801876100974056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-4805831063268348772014-02-22T11:44:42.729+00:002014-02-22T11:44:42.729+00:00Ok, I'll marry Mick, because he's very smi...Ok, I'll marry Mick, because he's very smiley these days - I'll snog Strummer (I know what I said about no time machines but I'm assuming, as with Shep, that he is alive in this scenario) because he's quite sexy but I think he'd be hard work to live with, and I'll avoid Headon, although I know he's clean these days but, given that choice I wouldn't really go for a drummer. (And I'll just have to have an affair with Simonon)Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-41383176110628588872014-02-22T10:48:27.238+00:002014-02-22T10:48:27.238+00:00Indeed! I could turn for Susie Dent.Indeed! I could turn for Susie Dent.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-81822544419489348982014-02-22T10:38:13.311+00:002014-02-22T10:38:13.311+00:00Interesting... you see I was getting all hung up a...Interesting... you see I was getting all hung up about the marriage but the way you put it is making me re-think!<br />And now you've got me musing.... perhaps there should be a fourth option after all: Snog, marry, avoid, be pinned down by? ;-)Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-40865079092573117642014-02-22T10:35:48.613+00:002014-02-22T10:35:48.613+00:00I know it's brutal, Bel Mondo, but I'm afr...I know it's brutal, Bel Mondo, but I'm afraid no time machines allowed. You have to marry the Cher who can no longer crack a smile and who embarrassed herself in a Meatloaf video, or not at all.<br />Lucky old Shep, though, a popular choice!<br /><br />As for Strummer, Jones or Headon, I'm just deeply disappointed you didn't include Simonon, as that would have been easy! I'm going to have to ponder that one, and I'll get back here later!<br />Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-33021073746991709442014-02-22T10:30:30.142+00:002014-02-22T10:30:30.142+00:00Ah, no, sorry The Swede, not allowed. I too tried...Ah, no, sorry The Swede, not allowed. I too tried to duck out of many a choice, "Can't I just avoid them all? Would a peck on the cheek count? Can I get a quickie divorce?" but it wasn't allowed. I'm afraid you really do need to make your choice between Edwina, Ann and Christine just as I had to with Boris, David and Ed, that's just how it is.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-84432611722952524142014-02-22T10:26:59.690+00:002014-02-22T10:26:59.690+00:00I do have a soft spot for Russell, it's true.....I do have a soft spot for Russell, it's true...I could borrow his jewellery.<br />I'm most impressed by your reasonings... and Shep is coming out well in this particular survey, brilliant!Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-62961246859232086592014-02-22T10:22:07.515+00:002014-02-22T10:22:07.515+00:00In my defence, your honour, I must state that Rick...In my defence, your honour, I must state that Ricky Gervais was not my personal choice in any shape or form (based on his behaviour in certain dreams he really should be neither married, snogged or avoided but instead charged for unauthorised access with intent...) <br />As for he who has been described as a "guitar terrorist", that may be what he was to a VLR journo, but you have to remember that he still wanders around Homebase with me in pursuit of the perfect swing-bin. You have nothing to worry about; besides, your lovely wife is married to a Miro ;-)Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02423624920558505937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-70337549098927417472014-02-22T08:43:25.948+00:002014-02-22T08:43:25.948+00:00Now you're talking, Bel Mondo! Over to you C.Now you're talking, Bel Mondo! Over to you C.The Swedehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13237251779370596904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-46753419527333217402014-02-22T08:37:32.419+00:002014-02-22T08:37:32.419+00:00Susie Dent? Now you're talking.Susie Dent? Now you're talking.John Meddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10547777949324509522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-66426000672265157772014-02-21T18:13:09.384+00:002014-02-21T18:13:09.384+00:00The problem is that I do have a bit of a thing for...The problem is that I do have a bit of a thing for Cher - but only up until about 1968, so could I have a time machine too ? Definitely avoid Madonna - at any point in her life- and go on then I reckon Mel B for a snog, which one is she again ?<br /><br />No problem marrying Lesley Judd, think of the fun we could have with empty washing up bottles, Id have to snog shep, Val I seem to remember isn't that into men.<br /><br />As for Ann, Christine and Edwina I suggest a further version of The Swedes variation, but I'm afraid I'd have to do something more final than self inflicted unconsciousness, I mean what if they were there when I came round...?<br /><br />So what about Strummer , Jones or Headon - you cant have all three !Bel Mondohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06614801876100974056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-13646913519943294142014-02-21T17:46:58.825+00:002014-02-21T17:46:58.825+00:00I'm blissfully unaware of some of these names,...I'm blissfully unaware of some of these names, but to fully participate in the game with many of the people I do recognise, a fourth option would need to be added. Snog, marry, avoid or beat myself into unconsciousness with a large mallet. Actually, casting my eyes down the names once again, the self-inflicted mallet pummeling seems far and away the best option all round. Sorry, I'm not really entering into the spirit of it am I?The Swedehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13237251779370596904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-84254455542151795882014-02-21T17:44:59.959+00:002014-02-21T17:44:59.959+00:00That should read loveless with Ann! Damned predict...That should read loveless with Ann! Damned predictive text!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-17141114065960855442014-02-21T17:42:13.728+00:002014-02-21T17:42:13.728+00:00Brilliant but I'm disappointed by the Russell ...Brilliant but I'm disappointed by the Russell Brand thing. Really? Still, I expect I'd go for a few oddballs.<br />Are those latter suggestions for all comers? Well, here goes:<br /><br />Marry Cher because she must be ancient and worth a few bob.<br />Snog Mel B as she's annoying but not bad looking.<br />Avoid Madonna - like the plague.<br />Oh this getting even harder...<br />Snog Edwina - could just about keep.my dinner down.<br />Avoid Christine - just awful.<br />Marry Ann - surely we can have a loveliness marriage but maybe some good theological arguments over the toast.<br />Now...I like Val and Lesley but could not live without Shep, so a celibate pairing with him it would have to be and I'd just toss a coin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075393268513251879.post-50453756228703327972014-02-21T16:26:37.467+00:002014-02-21T16:26:37.467+00:00Every time (and it's a lot) your erotic obsess...Every time (and it's a lot) your erotic obsession with Ricky Gervais comes up...I want to walk out into traffic. You are married to musician that has been described as a terrorist...a bad boy, an outlaw artist. If he can't keep you distracted from the likes of David Brent...what chance do us regular walkin' around males have of keeping the attention of our wives?<br /><br />Damn you Ricky Gervais.<br /><br />:)Erik Bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05401279267556576137noreply@blogger.com